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Comments on: I’ve Started Dumping Water In Garbage Cans https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 05 Jul 2014 01:34:30 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: My Site https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/#comment-92756 Sat, 05 Jul 2014 01:34:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4026#comment-92756 Hi all, You’ve done an outstanding job. I am going to surely bing the item and individually propose to be able to my pals. I think they shall be taken advantage of this site.

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]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/#comment-24786 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 15:21:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4026#comment-24786 In reply to Cheryl.

Nice – except you’re clearly worse a human being than I. 🙂

]]> By: Cheryl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/#comment-18733 Sun, 13 Oct 2013 04:36:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4026#comment-18733 I do the same thing with food when I’m driving….lol

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/#comment-10388 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 06:12:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4026#comment-10388 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  Fine – you win. I’ll stop doing that. (I actually stopped dumping it in garbage bags the day after the post)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/#comment-10386 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 06:12:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4026#comment-10386 In reply to Juststuff3.

Juststuff3  Jeez – now you’re just making me feel bad. Stop doing that!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/#comment-10387 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 06:12:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4026#comment-10387 In reply to Dei Starr.

Dei Starr  I am superior, Dei! Thank you for recognizing this!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/#comment-10384 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:47:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4026#comment-10384 In reply to emmaddoesit.

emmaddoesit  Not really – just had nothing else to write about tonight. I’m an alchemist! (oh yeah, and really smart for using the word alchemist!)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/#comment-10383 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:47:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4026#comment-10383 In reply to knightndaze.

knightndaze  You’re not wrong.

]]> By: Juststuff3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-started-dumping-water-in-garbage-cans/#comment-9316 Sat, 13 Oct 2012 04:15:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4026#comment-9316 Liquids do not belong in trash bags / liners…it’s just messy and inconsiderate of the people who have to collect the bags / liners….as for it not being reabsorbed into the earth because it’s in a plastic liner, sorry, that’s not true….garbage bags get all chewed up in those garbage trucks and everything is all exposed again before it gets dumped in the landfill…

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