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Comments on: I’ve Got Two Chihuahuas Sleeping In My Bed
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Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are!Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:02:47 +0000
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-got-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-10098
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:02:47 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3147#comment-10098@ModMomBeyondIndieDom I love that you dress up like the guys defending slavery. Hilarious.
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-got-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-10092
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:02:46 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3147#comment-10092@hellomap Thank God you didn’t bring one. Or show up at all.
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-got-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-10093
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:02:46 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3147#comment-10093@TRfromRL The President spoke at BlogHer, too! Yeah, a pretty big deal event. The name Meepers really means nothing. Just something I thought was funny. I’ll tell you a secret. If I ever get another cat his/her name will be Uncle Stinkers. Already pre-decided.
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-got-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-10094
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:02:46 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3147#comment-10094You should check out Triberr. Dino (founder) does meetups in Jersey.
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-got-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-10095
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:02:46 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3147#comment-10095@Dei Starr This is known, Dei. But I love you anyway.
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-got-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-10096
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:02:46 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3147#comment-10096I started spotting, actually. Heavy flow came after the event.
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-got-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-10097
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:02:46 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3147#comment-10097@Kelly Damian Um, that would be HEAVEN. I mean, uh, no, that would be tortuous.
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