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Comments on: It Sucks Being Fair https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 07 Jul 2012 16:40:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: cinemasugar https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-7432 Sat, 07 Jul 2012 16:40:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-7432 @tfpHumorBlog How bad is it that it took me a while after reading that this meant fair as in “pale,” rather than fair as in “just.”?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-5034 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:03:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-5034 In reply to riatarded.

 @riatarded  I was constipated.  Damn my cheese addiction!  (just kidding – cheese is only eaten by women)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-5030 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 01:58:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-5030 In reply to Kristina.

Other than getting drunk and walking the Freedom Trail and hanging out with the squirrels in Harvard Square, there isn’t much.  The North End has good restaurants.  That’s all I got.

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-5029 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 09:58:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-5029 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis Pffft… I was willing to concede ambiguity on the San Fran/Boston score, but Seattle?! Nice enough, which is basically the point – it’s a nice, average city, just like dozens of others. Plus, talk about crappy weather…

]]> By: riatarded https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-5017 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:57:01 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-5017 hahah the expression is priceless!  

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-5005 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:42:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-5005 In reply to Karibdavis13.

 @Karibdavis13  You are correct, sir!  And by sir, I mean madame.  Boston has now officially been kicked out of the top five, behind Seattle, Austin and Portland.  Thank you for the correction.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-5004 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:41:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-5004 In reply to Sonja Rois.

 @Sonja Rois  You’ve brought up a really strong argument.  I have no problems with that.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-5003 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 23:58:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-5003 In reply to D.J. Paris.

How else am I supposed to stay young forever?

]]> By: Karibdavis13 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-5002 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 23:15:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-5002 Despite being Irish, I only tan, which is weird. And you must put Portland or Austin in your top five.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-sucks-being-fair/#comment-5001 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 22:27:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2173#comment-5001 In reply to Sonja Rois.

 @Sonja Rois  Well that and the fact that you feast on the virgin blood of sleeping newborns in the suburbs.

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