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Comments on: It Started With White Nose Hairs https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-started-with-white-nose-hairs/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 24 Oct 2017 20:29:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: IGnatius T Foobar https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-started-with-white-nose-hairs/#comment-397836 Tue, 24 Oct 2017 20:29:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2275#comment-397836 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Right. You’re supposed to wash it after you use it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-started-with-white-nose-hairs/#comment-5149 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:50:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2275#comment-5149 In reply to CrazyTragicAlmostMagic.

 @CrazyTragicAlmostMagic  I have one.  It smells terrible.

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-started-with-white-nose-hairs/#comment-5147 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:35:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2275#comment-5147 In reply to YoungmanBrown.

 @YoungmanBrown  NO SHIT!  I was gonna say that same damn thing.  That is THE MOST PAINFUL spot on my body, I shit you not.  A zit there, plucking a nose hair, etc. — makes my eyes water & F-bombs drop!

]]> By: amberrisme https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-started-with-white-nose-hairs/#comment-5135 Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:38:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2275#comment-5135 In reply to moldyleo.

@moldyleo You do the same, sweetie!

]]> By: moldyleo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-started-with-white-nose-hairs/#comment-5134 Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:36:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2275#comment-5134 Good morning Mam, have a nice weekend ??_?? @amberrisme

]]> By: CrazyTragicAlmostMagic https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-started-with-white-nose-hairs/#comment-5133 Fri, 30 Mar 2012 15:49:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2275#comment-5133 I’m going to suggest using an actual nose hair trimmer…. Then again, what would you yank?

]]> By: J_Robayo1974 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-started-with-white-nose-hairs/#comment-5132 Fri, 30 Mar 2012 11:41:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2275#comment-5132 Started laughing immediately because I know that pain!!! https://twitter.com/tfpHumorBlog?iid=am-203724525013330363917677801&nid=22+dm_sender_profile&uid=516501233&utm_content=profile

]]> By: YoungmanBrown https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/it-started-with-white-nose-hairs/#comment-5130 Fri, 30 Mar 2012 04:27:54 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2275#comment-5130 But yanking out nose hairs hurts so much!!

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