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Comments on: I’m Worried About Something That Isn’t Worth Worrying About https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 13 Jan 2013 06:57:40 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Tanya https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-11816 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 06:57:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-11816 You have nice manners! Thank you ever so much for not wearing bike shorts, I’m very grateful (even though I’m located so many miles away my eyes cannot be damaged, it’s the thought that counts). I too feel your difficulty in exercise as our house is small and who wants to wake the little ones before need be? Maybe you could try ballet where you will be light on your feet so as not to offend your neighbours…that being said ‘not in your ballet tights, please and thank you’. The treadmill is a very good energy burn and I use an x-box 360 programme which is a mixture of many things like boxing, kickboxing, and other cardio workouts which aren’t all heavy on the floor if you know what I mean. Tanya xox

]]> By: knightndaze https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-9851 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:12:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-9851 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  knightndaze  Happiness abounds

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-9702 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:32:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-9702 In reply to NorellLestinaShute.

NorellLestinaShute  We have a Norell living here at the building and when I was treasurer of the association he caused all the problems. Your name triggered me into rage. I’ve calmed down now and I thank you for your thoughtful comment. Now, please excuse me while I got punch the wall.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-9703 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:32:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-9703 In reply to knightndaze.

knightndaze  Yes. It does.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-9701 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:27:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-9701 In reply to DeirdrefromEP.

DeirdrefromEP  I will print out your comment and slip it under their door. GREAT CALL.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-9697 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:27:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-9697 In reply to gypsykline.

gypsykline  Yes – because jumping jacks never scream, “I have an intense personality disorder.” They do, you know.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-9696 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:27:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-9696 In reply to andreabadgley.

andreabadgley  Thanks for the circuit suggestion and the participle thing (whatever that means).

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-9695 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:27:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-9695 In reply to lauraworley.

lauraworley  Thanks for the syntatic lesson. Now, go find something better to do like paint your nails. Since you’re a girl. A silly, silly girl.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-9700 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:27:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-9700 In reply to bluenotebacker.

bluenotebacker  Great, now I’m on the super ice cold water diet. So far I’ve lost fifteen pounds of fat and contracted  hyponatremia. Google it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-worried-about-something-that-isnt-worth-worrying-about/#comment-9699 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:27:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4254#comment-9699 In reply to ladyjess78.

ladyjess78  I love all of this. Except your personality. But everything else.

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