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Comments on: I’m Ready To Have A Baby! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 13 Jul 2015 00:39:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Darcy Perdu (So Then Stories) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-152190 Mon, 13 Jul 2015 00:39:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-152190 That was hilarious, as usual, D.J.!

]]> By: ImAndreaandYoureNot https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-12101 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 05:26:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-12101 Babies give you extra comedic material and a better tax return….just do it for that reason…I won’t judge. By the way spread the word if any other cool conferences are in the Chicago area. It would be worth a trip. I love my 4 kids but I’m not a ‘sad school break is over’ freak.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-10043 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 17:42:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-10043 @about100percent  Well, feelings are never wrong (sadness, etc.) but I believe most moms like to control their children because it makes them feel empowered. Because the adult hasn’t learned independence. Just my $.02.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-10041 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 17:37:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-10041 @JeanL  Oh, I had a problem with comments. I think it’s fixed now. Thanks for reading!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-10042 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 17:37:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-10042 @inthemomlight  I can feel for your struggle. Unless you’re a minority. Then I just laugh at you.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-10040 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 17:37:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-10040 @Kelly Damian  You have poor reading comprehension. Plus you’re sort of a poop. True!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-8739 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 18:17:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-8739 tfpHumorBlog  Lobster season is year-round here, so if you ever stop in Eastern Canada–as in east of Toronto and Montreal, there will be lobster. It’s kind of our thing.

]]> By: Debi TruthfulMommy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-7971 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 03:15:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-7971 I just fucking died laughing and may have pissed myself a little bit ( damn babies. Damn big heads!)

]]> By: Marisa https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-7970 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 02:47:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-7970 I wasn’t even at BlogHer (boo!) but this post is hilarious.   I would have been one of the “screw ’em” moms!   Don’t judge me. Glad you had fun 🙂     I’m hoping to go next year…

]]> By: RachRiot https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-ready-to-have-a-baby/#comment-7954 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 03:52:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3227#comment-7954 In reply to Gwennie.

 @Gwennie  http://www.rachriot.com
 
Thanks! And enjoy… 😉

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