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Comments on: I’m Never In Anyone’s Dreams https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:37:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: marilu https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-13844 Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:37:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-13844 I dream with strangers all the time and specially dead ones, but not with you so far, I will let you know when it happen
🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-5412 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 22:48:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-5412 In reply to BitingLife.

 @BitingLife  I have vivid scary dreams due to medication, too!  Stay strong, sister!  (they’re going to come get you tonight – the monsters!)

]]> By: BitingLife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-5322 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 06:39:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-5322 I’ve dreamt about you/this blog before, but I’ve also dreamt about other bloggers/blogs so I hope it’s not too weird! It was a while ago, so I don’t really remember what it was about, though. I have very vivid scary dreams due to a certain medication I’m on, so you were probably chasing me and trying to kill me. But no hard feelings 😉

]]> By: BrettHenderson https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-5220 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 01:21:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-5220 You must have forgotten the dream I told you about a few years ago. We were in school, and I jumped onto a desk and yelled, “Either DJ gets a bj… Or someone’s getting knifed!”. …..again with the knives

]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-5219 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:30:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-5219 I dream about everyone I know, too. I’m sure if we ran in the same circles, we’d totally bump into each other & be all WTF, is this my dream or yours? And maybe we’d both have knives & chase each other around the table, or we’d gang up & chase whoever thought off-brand sweet tarts was a good plan. yeah, I know that’s the dream we’d have. 🙂

]]> By: Tiff Stauffer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-5218 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:13:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-5218 After seeing pics of your feet earlier today, I’m expecting nightmares tonight.   I’ll let you know. 😉

]]> By: cmcwayx https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-5217 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 22:54:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-5217 neither am I

]]> By: StellaK__ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-5216 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 20:39:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-5216 Ermm hi! Sure you’re in many ppl’s dreams. They probably forget all about it when they wake up. Not all are as tuned in with their subconscious whilst they’re asleep, you see.
 
How would you like people to dream of you? Definitely not terrorising anybody. Something, happier, perhaps?

]]> By: angieuncovered https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-5215 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:28:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-5215 In reply to 6todd2.

@6todd2 @tfpHumorBlog MY EARS!

]]> By: 6todd2 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-never-in-anyones-dreams/#comment-5214 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:02:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2367#comment-5214 @tfpHumorBlog @angieuncovered lol! I guess it could be better than Space Unicorns bt Parry Gripp. http://t.co/5KJavKjv

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