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Comments on: I’m Going to Walk For Some Damn Dogs! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:22:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-6718 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:22:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-6718 In reply to wilyguy.

 @wilyguy  Thanks from months ago!  Sorry.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-6717 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:21:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-6717 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  I was joking.  I mean, I care, but it’s not like I know anyone who beats their pet.  So, it’s a safe thing to say.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-6716 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:21:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-6716 In reply to Gwennie.

 @Gwennie  She’ll eat whatever I throw at her after the beatings.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-6715 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:20:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-6715 In reply to Angie365.

 @Angie365  Oh no, I’m totally biased about blacks.  Wait – that’s not what meant, is it?  Strike my first comment from the record.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-6714 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:20:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-6714 In reply to HillyG.

 @HillyG  So, I’m assuming you run Anti-Cruelty?  Wow, I’m famous!

]]> By: HillyG https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-5874 Sat, 05 May 2012 06:20:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-5874 Congratulations – you made your $300 commitment! Thanks for walking for Anti-Cruelty!!

]]> By: Angie365 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-5858 Fri, 04 May 2012 02:21:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-5858 That is a very wonderful thing your doing. I like that! regarding how you feel, in putting here-I’m pretty sure you kept it unbiased in the black and white. Why? Well, you are far from stupid and I doubt you like animal abuse at all. Either way, I am a new fan and probably will read more than I post! Cheers 🙂

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-5762 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:45:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-5762 What do you feed your dog? She is miserable.

]]> By: CrazyTragicAlmostMagic https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-5761 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:30:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-5761 In reply to Katjaneway.

@Katjaneway I don’t own a laptop either… or have webcam. I also agree about the dogs. I DO care if someone beats their dog, or is making them fight. Just as you said it’s not ok just because it’s someone else’s business.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-walk-for-some-damn-dogs/#comment-5760 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:12:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2567#comment-5760 Awkward with the video/audio thing? Nah. For one thing, I’d hate to show my ugly mug to anyone via video. And for another, I don’t think I’m the only one that doesn’t own a webcam. (Wait, u tellin me I don’t own a laptop, but have a… *gasp* desktop computer?! The horror!)  
Also, I don’t wanna be all preachy, but you honestly don’t care if someone beats up their dog? From the way I see how much you love yours, to the fact at how  appalled  you were that you almost punched your cat, I’m quite surprised and slightly angered. Dogs have no say, just like small children. Just because they can’t speak up at their own injustice doesn’t mean it should be ignored – or that it’s okay to do it because you own them and it’s behind closed doors.
Okay, off soapbox…

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