We don’t know yet – will keep you posted. I’m at NMX right now.

haha! Where’s the Non Con going to be in 2014?

I thought I was going too, until I realized it was sold out. I’m on the list. I literally pray to God that every day someone who signed up dies. His will be thy done.

Okay, that’s not true.

I’m heading to NMX (also awesome) in January. I’ll tell you, you absolutely must come to the AimingLow Non Con in 2014. It is so much fun. Small and intimate but with all the big hitters who teach great stuff.

Hi Farshad!

Thanks for reading! I appreciate you trying this when English is difficult.

Wow – glad I sort of inspired you. Or maybe it’s kind of an insult like, “Well, if you can do it, so can I!”

Come to NMX 2014 in Las Vegas, Aiming Low’s Non Conference 2014, or BlogHer 2014 and I’ll be there! Let’s meet!

Sadly, I don’t think I’m going to BH ’14. I was hoping to go to the Erma Bombeck workshop, but the thing sold out in 12 hours. I’m on the waiting list.

The male version of a broad is a “dick.” Yep – you need more dicks.

Thanks for the narrative! Good to hear your struggle. Now, onto my evaluation. You’re nuts. Run, do not walk to the nearest psych ward.

Kidding.

Seriously, I wish I could produce art. All I do is a mild version of writing-art which is mostly centered around fart humor. Yes, keep telling the truth. It’s what we crave!

Somebody read something of mine 3x? You should find better things to do. Ha! Owning your reality is what binds people to you. It’s the only way to go. And trust me, it’s always more entertaining than a regular joke. Keep writing and connecting!