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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 14 Jun 2015 22:43:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-148756 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 22:43:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-148756 Remove your pantaloons only when the broad agrees to kick the dog before bedtime.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-146859 Wed, 03 Jun 2015 05:40:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-146859 There is an amazing technique called “Quantum Neurology” that I used to get rid of my pet and food allergies. It was truly amazing! Please look into it before you have to part with your beloved Pantaloons. There are a few practitioners of it in the Chicago area. Best of luck to you all!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-145275 Tue, 19 May 2015 23:25:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-145275 Please do not get rid of Pantaloons. And if you insist in this madness and do not find a suitable home, please contact me.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-91815 Wed, 25 Jun 2014 15:37:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-91815 ARUGH! I just discovered your blog (thanks for the twitter follow, sorry I don’t tweet much!!) and reading this post breaks my heart. I’m a huge animal lover and hate to hear when someone decides to get rid of a pet because it is no longer convenient. Not sure if you still have Pantaloons (who sounds awesome and has a kick ass name) but FYI, I’ve got 2 dogs and 3 cats and I’m allergic. I’m also allergic to nonsense like trees and dust mites. Regardless, I could never fathom getting rid of my pets! Now the dust mites? That’s a different story…

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-81416 Sat, 07 Jun 2014 12:39:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-81416 I’m the odd man out, I say keep the girlfriend. I would recommend you try some of the great things suggested above & if they don’t work, find the cat a great home. Good Luck 🙂

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-79110 Wed, 04 Jun 2014 23:06:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-79110 I am very allergic to cats which I found out after 9 years of my two cats sleeping directly on my face! Do I still have them? Yuppers. I agree with Kristi about the vet thing.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-79084 Wed, 04 Jun 2014 22:15:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-79084 I don’t know if your aware of this but it’s not the fur or dander on cats that cause allergies but the saliva the cats groom themselves with, they suggest you wipe the cat fur dog to eliminate this.So if it’s the saliva will Miss Meepers have to go too? Will Miss Meepers survive the separation? Can you live with this?

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-74774 Sat, 31 May 2014 14:46:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-74774 you get one chance in life to make it right the cat and the dog even sleep together and are attuned to one another. If lAdyfriend loves you when it comes time then all 4 of you should be in the wedding to the tune of the wedding march played out in meows like the little friskies commercial. Has the dog started therapy with you to cope with the anti family ideas you are entertaining. Wow.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-70462 Wed, 28 May 2014 01:02:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-70462 Puleez! My husband is allergic to cats, from day one, we’ve been together & married now for 19 years this September…and we are happy & proud owners of 4 strictly indoors cats. My husband takes a Claritin tablet everyday as part of his daily vitamins & supplements. Like many have already said before, the cat was there before, this girlfriend, not yet earned the title of being “long-term,” might not be around much longer…who knows, but the cat…that’s your friend & responsibility. I cannot believe any therapist would agree for a patient to get rid of a pet for a newly/6 month relationship! *gasp*

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-give-cat/#comment-62704 Wed, 21 May 2014 17:33:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6892#comment-62704 Keep the cat!!! Not only will you be heartbroken, but your dog will be. The animals did nothing wrong to deserve being punished.
I was allergic to cats all through childhood and my teens, but one day my brother brought one home to keep. After a month or so, my body started to adapt. Vacuum often, keep the bedroom door closed off to the pets, and keep the cat groomed.

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