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Comments on: I’m Going Off Caffeine After Abusing the Sh*t Out of it https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 21 Jan 2014 00:32:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Walker Thornton https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24746 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 00:32:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24746 In reply to D.J. Paris.

ANY Time baby…bring it on. I like it strong! and hot…..

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24717 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:46:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24717 In reply to Sarah.

Thanks, Sarah, for the encouragement!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24716 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:46:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24716 In reply to Napadaisical.

I’ll let you know how it pans out. The last time the headaches were brutal! Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24715 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:45:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24715 In reply to 48 Hour Retreat.

I, too, love the Monster. Manna from heaven!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24709 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:39:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24709 In reply to Cara Lyn Erickson.

Apples better than caffeine? You’re crazy, Cara. CRAZY. Also, science is not on your side on this one. Ha! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24708 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:38:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24708 In reply to Laura.

Yeah – good point. I’ll try green tea. I also have stimulant-based ADD meds now, and that really helps.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24707 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:37:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24707 In reply to Vinny C.

Great point Vinny – I’m back on it now anyway. No will power. And i’m still an asshole. Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24706 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:37:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24706 In reply to Lorri Neal.

Thanks for all the tips and the story of awful parenting!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24705 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:36:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24705 In reply to Brad Rigg.

Brad – you programmers need caffeine to do the job. PHP, SQL, .NET, Java – it’s all caffeine driven. Well said.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-caffeine-abusing-sht/#comment-24704 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:34:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6384#comment-24704 In reply to Lindsay.

You’re a filthy addict! For shame!

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