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Comments on: I’m About To Do Something Gross https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-about-to-do-something-gross/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:06:40 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-about-to-do-something-gross/#comment-4858 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:06:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2017#comment-4858 In reply to Pediatric Dentist.

 @Pediatric Dentist  I’m just glad a member of the medical profession reads this blog.  Even if it is a dentist.

]]> By: Pediatric Dentist https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-about-to-do-something-gross/#comment-4856 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 04:09:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2017#comment-4856 You really think it there was a nasty stain. LOL.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-about-to-do-something-gross/#comment-4834 Wed, 07 Mar 2012 03:36:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2017#comment-4834 In reply to circustoybox.

 @circustoybox  Don’t ruin my joke.  Yes, it’s probably “Wong” but “Wang” is way funnier.

]]> By: circustoybox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-about-to-do-something-gross/#comment-4833 Wed, 07 Mar 2012 02:54:14 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2017#comment-4833 are you sure it isn’t “Wong”?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-about-to-do-something-gross/#comment-4752 Tue, 28 Feb 2012 15:59:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2017#comment-4752 In reply to bunjee333.

 @bunjee333   I have to get the stained vest.  It’s calling me like a siren.

]]> By: bunjee333 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-about-to-do-something-gross/#comment-4750 Sun, 26 Feb 2012 21:57:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2017#comment-4750 There is a whole market for weighted blankets for people with SPD. Not sure how they compare to the lead aprons from the dentist, but most of them I’ve seen are considerably cheaper than a new vest.
 
Though it’s kind of difficult to beat the possible stories behind Dr. Wang’s mystery stained offering.   That’s kind of priceless.

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