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Comments on: I’m a Cry-Baby! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 16 May 2014 15:40:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-57273 Fri, 16 May 2014 15:40:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-57273 In reply to Michelle.

Sorry, don’t FRY chicken naked. Stupid ducking auto correct. *sigh*

]]> By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-57272 Fri, 16 May 2014 15:38:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-57272 This is an excellent post, and sounds like so many posts I read from chronically ill folks. Since I have Fibromyalgia, I read a lot from my fellow “chronic badasses.” It’s nice to know that a healthy human hadthe same problems with trying to be perfect and failing as us sick folks! The one thing I have learned from being sick, and from my sick friends, is “do what you can when you can the best you can and forgive yourself for the rest.” Oh, also, if you would forgive it of someone else, forgive it of yourself. You are just as deserving of your own kindness as everyone else.

And while I’m dropping pearls of wisdom, don’t eat yellow snow, righty tighty lefty loosey, and don’t cru chicken naked.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-8873 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 21:36:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-8873 In reply to redbone210.

redbone210  Ooh… Pullman.  Hmm… Uh…  Okay.

]]> By: redbone210 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-8869 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:10:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-8869 In reply to redbone210.

tfpHumorBlog  redbone210  I’m in Pullman – far south (15 min from Indiana) for those who don’t travel past South Loop…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-8834 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 21:08:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-8834 In reply to redbone210.

redbone210  I’m in Uptown – where be you?

]]> By: redbone210 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-8832 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 20:38:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-8832 In reply to redbone210.

tfpHumorBlog  redbone210  If by the Ukraine you mean Chicago, then yeah…that’s where I am! wink wink

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-8830 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 18:23:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-8830 In reply to redbone210.

redbone210  Yeah, but you’re in Ukraine or somewhere. I’m not going to the Ukraine.

]]> By: redbone210 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-8828 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 16:53:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-8828 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  redbone210  Hells Yeah I do!

]]> By: redbone210 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-8827 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 16:48:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-8827 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  redbone210  Hells Yeah I do!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-a-cry-baby/#comment-8821 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 14:38:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3565#comment-8821 In reply to GDRPempress.

GDRPempress  I felt like the biggest dick when you shook my hand at the breakout session and said nice things about my tweets – before that day I never read anybody else’s tweets and seriously didn’t read even one blog. Then I jabbed somebody next to me and I said, “I should know here, right?” The person said, “Uh, yeah, that’s The Empress – she’s a big deal!” I also didn’t know Schmutzie, Dresden, or anyone else in that room. But now I know, and read everything you write! Ha.

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