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Comments on: If You Prefer Cold Weather, You’re a Jerk https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/if-you-prefer-cold-weather-youre-a-jerk/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 30 May 2013 16:55:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Brad Rigg https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/if-you-prefer-cold-weather-youre-a-jerk/#comment-16737 Thu, 30 May 2013 16:55:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1650#comment-16737 Go to Finland. The short summer all the Finn’s stay inside to avoid sunburn. As soon as the first snowflakes fall in July happy children, old people and lovers fill the streets singing, dancing and drinking copious amounts of vodka.

This is not a joke.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/if-you-prefer-cold-weather-youre-a-jerk/#comment-4574 Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:21:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1650#comment-4574 I hate winter. H-A-T-E it!!! (I used 3 exclimation points so you know I’m serious.) I am so much enjoying my first winter in FL rather than MI. The lack of snow and being able to sit outside in my t-shirt are making me so giddy I just about pee myself every morning I wake up to that beautiful sunshine.However, I am 34 and I do own Poison’s Greatest Hits. And do listed to it regularly. And do have it on my MP3 player. And on my radio in my car. I think I need some professional help, because I also own Solo albums from some of the members. But I will walk with my head held high and admit to my ownership, as long as I don’t have to walk through snow to do it.

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/if-you-prefer-cold-weather-youre-a-jerk/#comment-4480 Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:44:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1650#comment-4480 I have doubtless let enough slip for you to realize that I am a jerk, a foolio, a bozo, a filthy liar, and a dangerous psychopath. What I did learn from this post is that apparently I’m also male. That’s going to cause some issues. And possibly require therapy. Well, more therapy.

You’re dead on about Poison though, not even on my wonked out mp3 player. Not enough terrabytes in the world, my friend.

]]> By: circustoybox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/if-you-prefer-cold-weather-youre-a-jerk/#comment-4465 Sat, 14 Jan 2012 10:57:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1650#comment-4465 I live in Hawaii, so it’s really perpetual summer. I guess “winter” is the only interesting thing about our weather. It doesn’t even really rain, it just gets windy. But I love snuggling under the blankets and an excuse for hot cocoa.

The coldest I can get is on a bus every morning, the bus drivers here love to blast the air conditioners for whatever reason leaving me with my teeth chattering. And for the first time I intentionally sit out of the shade into the sun because I am so cold.

Of course, being raised in Hawaii, I figure everyone else must think my idea of cold is a fine day…

]]> By: FromParisWithLove https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/if-you-prefer-cold-weather-youre-a-jerk/#comment-4464 Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:51:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1650#comment-4464 I love winter. I live in the south, like deep south. Every other season just sucks. Fall and spring aren’t “hot” enough to trigger the air conditioning, thus making it uncomfortably humid… All the time. I mean, I could turn it down, but who wants that bill? Summer is just my kryptonite. My face produces more oil than Saudi Arabia. This in turn leads to me running around like my pants are on fire looking for the nearest sink to yet again wash my face for the 239846239756th time that day when the oil floods my eyes.

For the record, I love the cold. I wear shorts and flip flops when it is 40 degrees out. It’s refreshing. We never get in the negatives, and snow is a real treat. If you deem me crazy, you wouldn’t be the first. I mean, people ask me if I am alright when I wear pants during the winter time. So bring on the winter!

]]> By: wilyguy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/if-you-prefer-cold-weather-youre-a-jerk/#comment-4463 Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:32:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1650#comment-4463 Interesting. I thought I liked winter until I was made into quite the douchenozzle. Living in the Mid-Atlantic “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity” zone of these United States, summer sucks! There are only so many clothes you can take off and falling backwards into a pool while drinking tea just isn’t gonna happen in the cell phone costs more than my car payment. When the winter comes, I admit to enjoying a little paralysis of some snow. I’m not leaping to go shovel the driveway, but I do enjoy a little snowball fight and maybe some sledding.

Despite all this, I have enjoyed reading your posts thus far.

WG
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