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Comments on: I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part VII https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:58:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/#comment-14647 Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:58:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5559#comment-14647 In reply to Kate Hall.

I have to admit that I was glad when you stopped writing so much because I needed a break (even from a good thing), but then I got out of the habit of reading your blog and commenting and need to re-train myself. So, I’m back! 🙂

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/#comment-14646 Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:53:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5559#comment-14646 That is SO weird about the cream cheese. And yet you can eat all those other cheeses. I like the brie on the toothbrush. Funny!

]]> By: Melanie Brierly https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/#comment-14614 Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:52:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5559#comment-14614 omg you almost had me peeing my pants at riding on the subway with my dog….hahaha! not laughing at you just with you. nice!

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/#comment-14586 Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:42:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5559#comment-14586 Cheesecake is devil food. I’ll take a bagel with it any day of the week though.

]]> By: Kate https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/#comment-14572 Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:50:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5559#comment-14572 This is a good way to get over writer’s block. Nice job!

]]> By: Sharon Greenthal https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/#comment-14517 Tue, 23 Apr 2013 14:34:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5559#comment-14517 Spreadable cheese is a great topic.

]]> By: Molley@A Mother Life https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/#comment-14516 Tue, 23 Apr 2013 14:24:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5559#comment-14516 Well that was way more fun than I expected and I was expecting fun to begin with!

]]> By: Jenn L https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/#comment-14515 Tue, 23 Apr 2013 14:11:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5559#comment-14515 LOL Awesome post, and super fun format.
By the way, I’ve grown tolerant of cream cheese after about 25 years of hating the stuff….but only melted into a sauce. I still can’t handle it as a spread. :-/

]]> By: Jocelyn Kelly https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vii/#comment-14514 Tue, 23 Apr 2013 14:06:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5559#comment-14514 You’re very witty! I really enjoyed reading your answers today. Brought a smile to my face and a few giggles.

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