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Comments on: I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part VI https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:37:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-10276 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:37:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-10276 In reply to marybogie83.

marybogie83  I am proud of that one. Thanks.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-10275 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:37:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-10275 In reply to lgreathead.

lgreathead  Thanks – keep reading!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-10274 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:37:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-10274 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  The Hoff hit on one of my married friends. But she won’t let me tell the story on here. She sucks.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-10273 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:32:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-10273 In reply to ModMomBeyondIndieDom.

ModMomBeyondIndieDom  Ha – it’s a great word!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-10272 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:32:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-10272 In reply to Ellen at Defenestrated Feet.

Ellen at Defenestrated Feet  Who knows. Give the kid a little whiskey on the lips and call it a life.

]]> By: Ellen at Defenestrated Feet https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-9410 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 06:19:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-9410 Lol, I always thought binkys were soothers? Or maybe my younger siblings were just weird like that.

]]> By: ModMomBeyondIndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-9406 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 00:14:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-9406 You used the word ‘coverlet’. Go shave.

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-9405 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 23:39:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-9405 I guess I’m not on Twitter enough because I didn’t get to make a suggestion here…. You should write about aliens eating David Hasselhoff.  The Hoff is tasty….

]]> By: marybogie83 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-9403 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:44:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-9403 “movie theater Plinko” hahahahahahaha

]]> By: lgreathead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-vi/#comment-9401 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:14:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4169#comment-9401 You are hilarious

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