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Comments on: I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part I https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 05 Apr 2014 18:16:42 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Loladzinergrl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-29551 Sat, 05 Apr 2014 18:16:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-29551 I just have to comment about the whole “unicorn” not being real thing. They are real! I have a picture with one that I will track down & post on twitter. I believe it was taken in Oakland at fairy tale land. This was back in the 80s so the photo will be laugh worthy .

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-10312 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 03:22:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-10312 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog  http://katjaneway.blogspot.com/2012/07/my-10-yr.html here this will explain it. Can you do ours next time?!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-10223 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:52:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-10223 @Katjaneway  The 10 year – how was it?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-10222 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:47:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-10222 Photos needed for belief.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-10221 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:47:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-10221 @monickhalm  Yeah – we’ll do another one soon. Send me something!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-10220 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:47:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-10220 @ViolaFury  It really is. Glad you’re part of it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-10219 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:47:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-10219 @dadblunders  you are here signs are AMAZING. I have a horrible sense of direction so they are critical to me. But yes, I’ll get you next time.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-10218 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:47:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-10218 @Prof. Torg  Underrated – great Dan Ackroyd performance.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-10217 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:47:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-10217 @ViolaFury  Ha – next time I’ll do yours!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-part-i/#comment-10216 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:47:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3160#comment-10216 @Kelly Damian  I’m not sure I’ve ever seen one – but I must have as I’ve been to at least a dozen different zoos. I’m going to try to go my whole life without ever figuring this out.

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