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Comments on: I Wrote What You Told Me (Again) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-again/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:36:52 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-again/#comment-10772 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:36:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4801#comment-10772 In reply to Jane Sadek.

You need to drag him out! Drug him with Valium.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-again/#comment-10768 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:03:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4801#comment-10768 In reply to Jeremy.

Let’s keep the drifter thing a secret. Just between us dudes. Shhh…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-again/#comment-10767 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:03:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4801#comment-10767 In reply to Kat.

The payback is that she just made VP at L’Oreal Paris and makes a ton more money than me. She wins. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-again/#comment-10766 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:02:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4801#comment-10766 In reply to Mandi.

I really am a triple threat!

]]> By: Jane Sadek https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-again/#comment-10725 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 13:54:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4801#comment-10725 I’m so relieved. I thought it was just me. Year after year of empty NYE’s, certain that everyone else on the planet was out having a blast! Then one year, my boyfriend of ten months has a NYE party and pops the question. I imagined having amazing NYE’s for the rest of my life. Well, we’re still married, but come to find out, he’s anti-occasion, so I still sit at home on NYE. And talk about omens, after 18 years of marriage, we’re going out with another couple on NYE. Maybe the Mayans were only off by a few days.

]]> By: Jeremy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-again/#comment-10720 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 01:18:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4801#comment-10720 “I once stabbed a drifter on Christmas Day. Okay, that’s not true.” made me chuckle 😛 Anywho Merry Christmas!

]]> By: Kat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-again/#comment-10704 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 01:30:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4801#comment-10704 As a Canadian (from Montreal), I believe that I speak for all Canadians over 25 when I say that we take no responsibility for Bieber. He’s an anomaly.

I’d say that there’s some payback in your future for bringing your sister and her gas into this……..

]]> By: Mandi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wrote-what-you-told-me-again/#comment-10703 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:15:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4801#comment-10703 Nice. Puke, poop, and gas all in one awkward story 🙂 I am truly in the spirit now! Thanks!

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