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Comments on: I Wish The Rest of the World Hated Sour Cream https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 17 Feb 2018 04:57:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: delores emeagi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-397847 Sat, 17 Feb 2018 04:57:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-397847 YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!! I can’t stand it and I’ve never met someone in real life who feels the same way!

]]> By: Lynne Logan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-26076 Tue, 11 Feb 2014 19:06:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-26076 P.S. I also HATE MAYO, and it makes me ill. Could be psychological since I think it tastes like sucking down battery acid with a side of puke, but either way, it makes me queasy. So, I also say I’m allergic to it when dining out – though I’ve never been officially tested. Therefore, I think we can forgive ourselves of that little white lie, n’est-ce pas? Better than taking up the waiter’s time explaining that you wish mayo had never been invented because it’s disgusting, right? After all, we know he doesn’t give a shit…:)

]]> By: Lynne Logan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-26073 Tue, 11 Feb 2014 19:01:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-26073 I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU! Sour cream is a vile and nasty food – hard to believe it’s actually made from the same blessed animal who produces the milk in ICE CREAM. And the only way I ever eat sour cream is when my husband or I make stroganoff cuz it just doesn’t taste right without it. However, we always use the light sour cream – very sparingly, though the old man is one of those freaks who likes the taste of that repulsive shit on baked potatoes and Mexican food as well. I’ve had the Taco Bell disasters also, and the last time I went through their drive-thru, they also slathered my burrito with the dreaded S CREAM though I also reiterated NO SOUR CREAM twice, and said preference was noted on the LED screen listing the contents of my order! I agree. They have a shitty job. I was one of them in 1982, thereabouts. However, PLEASE read the screen, won’t you? And I, like a moron, didn’t check my burrito because our T. Bell is one of the few that usually gets your order right, believe it or not. Unfortunately I took one bite of that burrito, and I scrambled for a napkin to deposit said mushy, sour creamed mess into the napkin before I ended up regurgitating it all over a brand new pair of jeans. Lesson learned – check EVERYTHING before you leave the parking lot!

THANK YOU for sharing your hatred of sour cream. Now, I don’t feel so alone in the world…:)

Best,
The Bitch
a.k.a. Lynne Logan

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-10338 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 16:57:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-10338 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog  It was $5 Friday. I think they’re normally $8.99 or something.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-10334 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:52:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-10334 @pdk117  Remind me not to get into your car until it is thoroughly detailed.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-10333 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:47:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-10333 @Prof. Torg  I hope she’s being hauled away to Bellevue as we speak. It’s for her own good.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-10332 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:47:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-10332 @Kelly Damian  Choosing between two delicious, awesome evils!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-10331 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:47:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-10331 @curran_lucy  I love that you started out by saying I’m offensive. That makes me laugh, but only because I don’t feel like I write offensive stuff. Well, I don’t like people from the orient. They’re so stupid! Also, short people with big hats. They’re so stupid! Oh, and most children. They’re so stupid!
 
Kelp is the food equivalent of child abuse, by the way.
 
Thanks for reading. Will check out your blog!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-10327 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:42:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-10327 @JuliPeterson  We’re similar you and I. Not similar enough to marry. I do not choose you as my life partner! But you’re close. Keep reading!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-the-rest-of-the-world-hated-sour-cream/#comment-10328 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:42:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3167#comment-10328 @Kelly Fox  I’m convinced gluten isn’t a think for most folks. I want to see the hives. Show me! Until then, I’m sending over loaves of Wonder bread.

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