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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 25 Aug 2012 06:56:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/#comment-8465 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 06:56:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3425#comment-8465 Having a toddler makes cleaning a necessity and a full-time job! If someone would invent something that washed, cleaned and put away the dishes I would be ever so happy. Aaron

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/#comment-8461 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 22:46:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3425#comment-8461 Did someone say schnapps? I volunteer to “clean” the liquor cabinet for you.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/#comment-8453 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 02:06:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3425#comment-8453 Huh! That’s exactly how I dress to clean MY shower. Ironic. You’re doing fine and everything doesn’t have to be spotless. When I die, I really don’t want people to remember me by how spotless my cupboards were. Awesome post.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/#comment-8452 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 19:06:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3425#comment-8452 Maybe cleaning could be your weekly goal for Sunday’s post.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/#comment-8451 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 18:36:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3425#comment-8451 I can relate to the feelings of stress when my living environment isn’t perfectly clean.   A wise person once told me that a cluttered environment both reflects and creates a cluttered mind.   That said, my place still looks a hot mess when I get too busy so I have to choose between clean car or clean house.    Also I’d be quite happy to come make a healthy meal for you and you gf and drink all your schnapps.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/#comment-8450 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:56:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3425#comment-8450 My husband won’t clean, either, and he is not lazy. There have been twelve loads of his laundry piled on the bed for about two weeks (I don’t know what he’s been wearing), and the dishes don’t get done unless yours truly does them. Sometimes I wish he’d be less of a hard worker, and more of a clean roommate.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/#comment-8448 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 14:36:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3425#comment-8448 Does she have OCD? Maybe she will clean it for you! Problem solved!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/#comment-8447 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 14:26:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3425#comment-8447 The picking up part isn’t a problem. I do my laundry on Sundays and put it away immediately or else it wrinkles. I will pick up crap left on the coffee table etc, but actual CLEANING, as in, the definition of wiping a surface down with disinfectant? Yeah, consider us nasty lolAlso, if I lived in Chicago I’d totally do Dinner with Paris. It’s almost like Dinner IN Paris, only not as exciting 😉  

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wish-i-had-guests-every-friday/#comment-8446 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 09:51:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3425#comment-8446 @tfpHumorBlog I have given up on housekeeping or at least feeling bad that I don’t. I want a maid. lol http://t.co/aiJgUoZi

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