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Comments on: I Whipped It Out On a Date! (The Club) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 11 Mar 2014 03:52:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Maureen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/#comment-27943 Tue, 11 Mar 2014 03:52:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5167#comment-27943 In reply to Brenda.

OMG . I saw your tweet and laughed wasn’t shocked and I laughed at what I thought was going to be a “true confessions” post and “is this a new norm in meeting men?”
I was excited to hear if my unusual recent four experiences of the same thing were acceptable which I do not think so but what can you do?

Oh pretty.?

You see I had not just one or two experiences I THOUGHT you were
referring to but 4 and 2 In the past year.

I date I thought respectable, well recommended men and one was like my cousin since I have always called his dad my uncle and we grew up always seeing each other. So ok to date but never thought my dad’s best friend ( he still has 5 couples, minus two wives (RIP mum and Aunt Fran) that he met in high school. So these people were more family than real cousins.

This guy – one of several boys and one sister I adored really wasn’t a friend our whole lives but we saw each other on FB and after 2 years of emailed he asked me out. First date he whips IT out!

I thought it was nice but awkward. We dated 4-5 months and I truly was crushed when he was not honest.

Then my good friend – a musician also – showed
Me his and it happened in Buda Pest when by chance my friend and I met Two Army pilots whose plane’s windshield cracked over Vienna en route to fly the head of Justice Dept security into Iraq.

We first met 2 nights before Christmas at Buda Pest four Seasons. Hungarian if you didn’t know is harder than Chinese. So Marcie and I liked to have our early evening cocktails or Absinthe in BP where it wasn’t so hard to communicate.

That night ended with us gals fairly over served – we were on holiday – so the first night meeting the pilots was nice. One was from Chicago like me.

Next night after our lovely Christmas Eve Traditional Hungarian dinner complete with dancers we walked across the Chain Bridge which appears to flow into the building where the Four Seasons was-and around the corner from our quaint hotel.

My friend convinced me to return to the hotel and we saw one of the army pilots and the Dir of Security in Iraq.

Odd that US Army put the guys up at such a pricy hotel but it was quickly evident the two men and us ladies were a foursome at a corner table.

This was the funniest evening in Hungary but the pilot not from Chicago turned our to be so funny then the guys wanted to share their unexpected Gifts from a dinner at the US ambassadors home – word quickly spread 3 American service and Justice dept. Men were unexpecidily Stuck in BudaPest for Christmas Eve.

What does my pilot do as I step out of the ladies room in his room but “whip it out”.

I understand AN’s predicament as he’d just arrived I month prior and well 11 months is a loooong time. But still these three decent men just wanted to show me their stuff. Well one only had that intention.

So when I read your title I had a fond memory of my Christmas adventure which had a lovely, serendipitous start in Hungary.
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By: Harvey Stelman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/#comment-12581 Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:12:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5167#comment-12581 DJ, So what’s the problem? H

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By: Andrea Badgley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/#comment-12543 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 22:22:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5167#comment-12543 I had forgotten about The Club until I read this. Also, I like your date – will she see you again, or was the club a deal breaker?

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By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/#comment-12542 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 22:16:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5167#comment-12542 I’m pretty much a Mike D, myself.

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By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/#comment-12521 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 07:00:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5167#comment-12521 They still make those things? I love the irony between your nerdy chemist roommate and the fact that you still use The Club. Hilarious!

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By: Caro Ness https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/#comment-12515 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 02:53:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5167#comment-12515 It is these kind of moments that make life worth living! Sounds like she’s a keeper to me, as a friend or someone more!

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By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/#comment-12514 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 02:51:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5167#comment-12514 If she had a good time on the date, she would know your personality, and probably wouldn’t mind in the least when you whipped it out. Good way to tell if she was into you.
Too bad we didn’t meet at a different time-



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By: Cynthia https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/#comment-12513 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 02:38:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5167#comment-12513 Now, wait until she finds out I dance in the bathroom with the door closed and the headphones on pretending I’m not one, nor two, but all three of the Beastie Boys. At the same time.

Then it will be true love at last? isn’t dating fun(ny)

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By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-whipped-it-out-on-a-date-the-club/#comment-12512 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 02:25:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5167#comment-12512 I haven’t seen anybody use a Club in a long time. If it had been me, I probably wouldn’t have cared, though. I’m the kind of person who thinks up random ways to arm my car w/o spending a shitload of money on alarms that don’t even deter anyone. I had my car broken into 3 times in 2 years and all they wanted was the face plate to my stereo. (I learned to keep my doors unlocked otherwise they would smash my window). I thought… what if I could attach a motion sensor to a smoke alarm and have it go off whenever the door was opened… lol My car wasn’t expensive enough to get an alarm system, but I was tired of them rifling through my car looking for a face plate that wasn’t there!

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