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Comments on: I Wear the Same Shirt on Every First Date https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Victoria S. https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-25339 Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-25339 A stellar argument for only dating at nudist camps. It removes any stress related to fashion. (laughing) Unless of course you’re trying to keep up with the latest in “down there” grooming fashion…then you’re in trouble….http://sexyscience1.wordpress.com/2014/01/03/the-evolving-beauty-standard-of-down-there-grooming/

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-14927 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:39:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-14927 If you’re wearing a silver dickie my friend, you’re not going out with Barbara; you’re going out with Bob.
I know you don’t own a silver dickie though, right?

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-14643 Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:43:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-14643 Dang, what’d you do in that shirt? Wrinkly. I’m guessing it was balled up in a corner of your bedroom. I can’t stop laughing, picturing you wearing that shirt, as-is, on a date. Tears are coming.

]]> By: One Funny Motha https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-14576 Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:01:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-14576 Not a bad system all things considered.

]]> By: Sarah https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-14499 Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:26:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-14499 I can’t decide if this is genius or really bizarre, so I’m going to go with genius.

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-14446 Mon, 22 Apr 2013 06:23:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-14446 This is such a great idea — you know you won’t wear the same thing twice in a row, AND, you don’t have to spend any time thinking about what to wear. If I ever decide to try dating again, I am absolutely going to pick out first and second -date outfits, at a minimum. Brilliant.

]]> By: Lady Unemployed https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-14408 Mon, 22 Apr 2013 04:11:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-14408 I’m not sure I could wear the same outfit on my first dates. I think it would get to me after a while. 🙂

]]> By: Emily https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-14375 Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:49:06 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-14375 I totally agree with your shirt-system of dating…I am always paranoid when I go out with my girlfriends who I haven’t seen in a while that I’m wearing the same outfit that I wore with them last time (note: girls dress to impress girls). In fact, to cover my ass (not my literal ass but my figurative ass), I always joke to them, “did I wear this outfit the last time we went out?” Even if I did, they always say “no” to spare me the embarrassment.

]]> By: Stephanie Force https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-14280 Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:46:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-14280 Hey, as long as your shoes match your belt and your pants to your socks, we’re all good.

Just kidding, as long as your personality shines though it shouldn’t matter what you wear.

]]> By: Diana @ NannyToMommy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wear-the-same-shirt-on-every-first-date/#comment-14157 Sun, 21 Apr 2013 15:33:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5498#comment-14157 I was going to ask if you ironed it. 🙂

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