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Comments on: I Wash My Dog’s Bathroom In The Dishwasher – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wash-my-dogs-bathroom-in-the-dishwasher-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 16 Jan 2017 23:31:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: cel mai bun carucior de copii https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wash-my-dogs-bathroom-in-the-dishwasher-a-confession/#comment-397113 Mon, 16 Jan 2017 23:31:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2934#comment-397113 Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I
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]]> By: naserbeam https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wash-my-dogs-bathroom-in-the-dishwasher-a-confession/#comment-14976 Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:33:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2934#comment-14976 In reply to naserbeam.

Sorry had an evil phone demon that wouldn’t give me a cursor nor the scroll up function… should read “Simple, rinse…”

]]> By: naserbeam https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wash-my-dogs-bathroom-in-the-dishwasher-a-confession/#comment-14960 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:46:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2934#comment-14960 DiabeteSimple rinse off in the shower (especially if you have movable shower head) and a bit of Mr. Clean is all you need to get rid of odor and have it clean without the hot piss bleach smell… at least it worked with my diabetic (pee-o-rama) cat’s litterbox.

]]> By: Killian https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wash-my-dogs-bathroom-in-the-dishwasher-a-confession/#comment-14924 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:35:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2934#comment-14924 I am so, so very glad I wasn’t eating anything at the time that I read this missive; made it that slightly easier to prevent the yarfing.

I realize that the heat and chemical cleaners involved in a dishwasher are designed to sanitize, and so therefore, it’s most likely fine. But the mental image skeeves me out to no end.

But just think – now that people know that you do this, you may well have a lot fewer people interested in eating at your place!

]]> By: hlsblue https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wash-my-dogs-bathroom-in-the-dishwasher-a-confession/#comment-9398 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 13:21:06 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2934#comment-9398 Hilarious! As someone who also washes inappropriate items in the dishwasher I find this refreshing, just as the grass does.

]]> By: elleroy5 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-wash-my-dogs-bathroom-in-the-dishwasher-a-confession/#comment-6208 Sun, 03 Jun 2012 11:47:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2934#comment-6208 I have one word for your dinner guests: Chinette.

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