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Comments on: I Want To Wax My Face – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 19 May 2015 11:32:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: viewdetails http://shirleywweo.wikispaces.com/six+Reclaimed+Wood+Projects+For+Do-it-yourselfers http://scottyeatu.soup.io/post/407977343/6-Reclaimed-Wood-Projects-For-Do-it http://www.dailystrength.org/people/3763055/journal/9442447 http://www.savingsdail https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-145230 Tue, 19 May 2015 11:32:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-145230 Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something.

I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a little bit,
but other than that, this is magnificent blog. A
great read. I will definitely be back.

]]> By: Reddirtsweetie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-17513 Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:52:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-17513 Hey you know I’m an Esthy by trade so if you ever get a wild hair up your ass ( pun intended) come on over Imnot squeamish Ill wax ya. But the only alcohol involved will be the drinking afterwards????

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-9999 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:02:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-9999 @Craziness Abounds  Oh, he made you wax your ashy elbows? I totally get it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-9995 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:02:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-9995 @inthemomlight  That made me laugh like I haven’t in a very long time. Thank you K!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-9996 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:02:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-9996 @non_girlfriend  Yes, see above response.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-9997 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:02:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-9997 @non_girlfriend  Not a terrible idea. I was always curious on what my nuts would look like bleeding.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-9998 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:02:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-9998 C’mon – wax it just once. We can do it together!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-10000 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:02:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-10000 @MicheleLeAnn  I am a lucky one never to have had heartburn. But, then again, I was born special.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-9992 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:57:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-9992 @dadblunders  Your wife sounds like a delight. And yes, please send me your next kidney stone. That would be hilarious and a great cross post!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-wax-my-face-a-confession/#comment-9994 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:57:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3236#comment-9994 @ViolaFury    @you  I’m not sure what PD is but I hope it’s a really funny disease like the “shanks.” Explain!

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