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Comments on: I Want To Send YOU A Holiday Card! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:47:07 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4270 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:47:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4270 In reply to jennapooh1971.

@jennapooh1971 I never watch myself, so I can’t speak for the situation with the dog. Although, she is here with me at work. I’ll ask her and report back.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4271 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:47:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4271 In reply to jennapooh1971.

@jennapooh1971 I never watch myself, so I can’t speak for the situation with the dog. Although, she is here with me at work. I’ll ask her and report back.

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4267 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:56:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4267 Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that your dog never looked at you or demanded that you retrieve the fallen toy? I was on tenterhooks, waiting for the bark in the ear that never came.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4183 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 21:07:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4183 In reply to circustoybox.

@circustoybox Let’s compromise. Be a filthy liar in all other aspects of your life. Just not this time. Fair?

]]> By: circustoybox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4182 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 21:06:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4182 still debating whether to be a filthy liar or not.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4178 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:47:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4178 In reply to fergusonsarah.

@fergusonsarah Thanks! Make sure to do that and send my your address. And yes, you can have the dog. She farts a lot.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4179 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:47:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4179 In reply to fergusonsarah.

@fergusonsarah Thanks! Make sure to do that and send my your address. And yes, you can have the dog. She farts a lot.

]]> By: fergusonsarah https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4177 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:59:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4177 haha! I really love your video.. I was extremely entertaining! I will definitely like you on Facebook.. I love the dog! Can you send the dog instead? 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4175 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:07:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4175 In reply to LauLau81.

@LauLau81 Still haven’t received your address, or the confirmation that you sent out my link… Don’t miss out! You’ll hate yourself (more than you already do!)

]]> By: Susan K https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-want-to-send-you-a-holiday-card/#comment-4171 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 13:18:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1283#comment-4171 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis You’re so good to your readers 🙂

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