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Comments on: I Used to Be Number One on Google for “Funny Blogs” https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 10 Oct 2013 23:59:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Randy Smith https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-18726 Thu, 10 Oct 2013 23:59:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-18726 If it makes you feel any better, I was ranking in the top 10 or 20 for that exact term until sometime last week. Then I plummeted. I changed nothing, so Google must have changed it’s mind about something.

The part that should help you feel better is that you are ranking above me, (found you there actually) and it isn’t only because of my drop. Maybe Google will change it’s mind again and put you back in the top 10.

Now, the pages that are ranking have things like a date from over a year ago, many of them are just blog lists, and clearly are less deserving than your site (or mine– I hope). So who knows? Maybe Google lost control of the algorithm, and are just bluffing their way through.

I would say Google changes its mind more often than any woman I’ve ever met, but the comparison is insulting to even the most indecisive women.

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-14642 Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:33:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-14642 Always appreciate your honesty, D.J.

]]> By: Sugar Jones https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-14512 Tue, 23 Apr 2013 03:31:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-14512 I completely get this. Except the 50k followers. But yeah…

]]> By: cmonster the zombie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-14136 Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:23:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-14136 I don’t often comment, but this blog entry compelled me.

The lawyer dreaming to be an archaeologist? Oh dear God, I fell in love without seeing her or knowing anything else about her. That dream was enough. May she have that dream realized soon.

Same problem here with the women who don’t want me (plus I attract “strays” according to my family), nobody deserves your self-esteem except you, you are really OK no matter what you think…like other commenters have said, you are not alone with how you feel about yourself. We’re all broken, beat up, used, abused, and defective…and the right people will STILL love us no matter what. If the friend you hurt is a true friend, they will understand and forgive you (but still…make an effort to right the wrong from acting inappropriately.), and don’t fret about being “unfixed”. Anybody telling you they have their act together is lying to you and themselves.

The majority of your commenters seem to be female, sensible, VERY attractive, and honestly like what you write about. I can’t think of a better compliment from the Internet. I’d call you a very fortunate and blessed guy to have so many beautiful and real women that care enough to comment positively on what you write about. Few men have that gift so freely given by your female fans and followers. Appreciate them and thank them!

You seem like a good guy and have it together better than you think. Don’t be hard on yourself and think you need others to validate you. Be aware and thankful for the many good things in life, and don’t sweat the small stuff because…you know the rest…it’s ALL small stuff.

Carry on, good sir! You are doing just fine!

]]> By: Vicki Hughes https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-14116 Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:36:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-14116 🙂 being real is what makes your writing worth reading.

]]> By: Rachel https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-14015 Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:21:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-14015 “I’m unfixed”. Aren’t we all?

That’s why I read your blog. Great minds think alike and all that…

]]> By: Tricia https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-14010 Thu, 18 Apr 2013 02:04:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-14010 Oh DJ. I found the envelope that contained the Christmas card that you sent me last year (4 months ago). I am still wondering how I was supposed to send one back to you, as it did not have a return address.
For my part, I have not kept up on the reader end of the writer/reader agreement that we had. I’ll try again.
For your part, this is a great post. You are doing what EVERY ONE OF US SHOULD DO. And it’s never too late.

]]> By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-14009 Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:44:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-14009 Awww, you’re human. And not afraid to be. That’s why we all love you. 🙂

Plus dick stories are widely appreciated.

]]> By: Ms. Cheevious https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-14008 Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:43:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-14008 I had NO idea.

]]> By: Gwynne Montgomery https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-used-to-be-number-one-on-google-for-funny-blogs/#comment-14006 Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:32:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5500#comment-14006 Seems to me like being #1 for “dick stories” on Google would be a pretty fantastic thing!

And we’re all a mess. Even the person who looks perfect is a mess. Believe me, I am.

Can’t wait to read the story about how you got shamed by a sex worker 🙂

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