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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 16 Aug 2012 19:15:45 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8303 Thu, 16 Aug 2012 19:15:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8303 WTF? I felt sad this morning, too. It’s finally lifting off a bit. I blamed it on the cat. Damned thing is just sitting there waiting for things to be blamed on it anyway. I have a dick joke…ahem.. How did the man break his nose? He had a hard on and ran into a wall……. …… …… ….  I know, it takes a minute… … …. …OH!!!! BURN!!! He has a tiny penis!! That’s just mean!! Who writes these things?!!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8231 Wed, 15 Aug 2012 21:25:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8231 Maybe it was just a sad type thing. I’ve learned to embrace sad like you. It’s good to do that and it is scary in there. But you’re right about something else. When you go into it, you come out the other side more quickly than if you fight it. Kind of like a big, old roller coaster ride. Whee! Wasn’t that fun? It’ll be okay.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8208 Wed, 15 Aug 2012 17:20:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8208 I had a crappy day yesterday, too. Literally. My older kid still refuses to use the potty at camp, and my baby got diarrhea all over me. And we were out of booze and junk food.  

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8139 Wed, 15 Aug 2012 03:35:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8139 It’s hard to try and sit in that space of sadness. There’s a risk of getting stuck — I think that’s why most of us don’t stop to acknowledge it. I do it by watching crime drama… a marathon. By the end of the day, I’ve solved about 90% of the cases before the end. With a success rate like that, it’s hard to stay sad.I hope you feel better. Not that I’m looking forward to the dick jokes or anything.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8125 Wed, 15 Aug 2012 01:55:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8125 wow! great post…thank you…you have just helped me realize what i must do to break the “funk” i been in for a month now…I need to come up with some vagina jokes…no seriously…you are right… i have been afraid” to go into the darkness…in case i don’t come out the other side…will you pull me out if i get stuck?

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8124 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:34:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8124 The dick jokes will come when the time is right ;D

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8123 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 20:54:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8123 You have to get sad before you tell awesome dick jokes. How else would you fully appreciate them?

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8121 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 16:34:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8121 There was something in the ether yesterday….several people died (local celebs and national) and everyone’s “chi” seemed off. Oddly glad to hear it wasn’t just me or my circle.  Ah, but it’s another day and the opportunity to turn it around with a bunch of dick jokes awaits!!!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8120 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 16:29:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8120 Totally get it.  Great post.  Deb, http://www.onmyownnerves.com

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-everyone-was-depressed-today/#comment-8116 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 15:19:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3344#comment-8116 Is it weird that I get S.A.D on sunny days instead of rainy ones? I’m told by most people it is.Great post by the way. It was still funny I Have to say.

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