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]]> By: zentrEve https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stole-a-bunch-of-things-a-confession/#comment-13387 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 05:37:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4101#comment-13387 You know, back in the day, I too had this ultimate fixation about downloading free music from Limewire and such and never did it cross my mind that it was stealing..seeing as how people proclaimed it was just peer to peer sharing. In my defense, I basically got a lot of music that would be impossible to find in Pakistan’s stores such as we are and many a time I couldn’t even find the songs in the US either so I thought around the said fact of theft. In this country still there’s a lot of pirated stuff that would only cost less than three dollars like Photoshop or movies etc going on — it’s lack of awareness and that’s pretty sad. Anyway, it happened and it’s done and now it’s time for good conscience to rule us.

]]> By: Cheryl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stole-a-bunch-of-things-a-confession/#comment-13383 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 05:23:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4101#comment-13383 Shame. You should be ashamed for making me feel bad….. Dot

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stole-a-bunch-of-things-a-confession/#comment-10299 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:57:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4101#comment-10299 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  I just use Google Docs for all my processing. Yeah, I have stolen apps too. It’s a sickness. But, I’m turning over a new leaf!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stole-a-bunch-of-things-a-confession/#comment-10295 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:52:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4101#comment-10295 In reply to CiaraBallintyne.

CiaraBallintyne  100% agree. I’m going to start working on a book. I guess if people start pirating it, I’ll know I’m popular! 🙂 But then I’ll be pissed at the lack of revenue.  🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stole-a-bunch-of-things-a-confession/#comment-10298 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:52:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4101#comment-10298 In reply to Sonja Rois.

Sonja Rois  The NEVER land on you! I swear this myth needs to be stopped!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stole-a-bunch-of-things-a-confession/#comment-10297 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:52:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4101#comment-10297 In reply to lcarilo.

lcarilo  I don’t hate short people. I do loathe them, but that’s different. Ha. Honestly, I don’t even notice height. My first  girlfriend  was 5’2″ and she was fine.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stole-a-bunch-of-things-a-confession/#comment-10296 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:52:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4101#comment-10296 In reply to RachRiot.

RachRiot  I’m not judging you! Steal away!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stole-a-bunch-of-things-a-confession/#comment-10294 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:52:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4101#comment-10294 In reply to Ellen at Defenestrated Feet.

Ellen at Defenestrated Feet  Even if you get a notice, you’ll probably be fine. Everybody does it. I just don’t want the hassle of dealing with it, so I don’t do it anymore.

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