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Comments on: I Stare at Vs (In My Doctor’s Office) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 22 Mar 2014 18:16:18 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Diana https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-29161 Sat, 22 Mar 2014 18:16:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-29161 Lol! The company I used to work for has lots of Georgia’s paintings, and I used to tell everyone that I thought they looked like vajayjays! I’m glad you feel the same way!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-6601 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 20:50:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-6601 In reply to chrliechaz.

@chrliechaz Trust me – those are Vs. She loved ’em.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-6426 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:58:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-6426 In reply to LorcaDamon.

 @LorcaDamon  I cannot beat that comment.  Plus one to you, LD.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-6425 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:57:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-6425 In reply to QTwitBitch.

 @QTwitBitch  I have not the smarts for med school.  My lovemaking is better, however, than most physicians.  I did a survey.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-6424 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:57:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-6424 In reply to lyndsay.

Al is not a young guy name.  You must fantasize about dudes 60+.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-6423 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:55:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-6423 In reply to Jo.

I’m going to take a huge photo of my taint, frame it, and nail it up above your mantle.  You will throw up. Guaranteed.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-6422 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:54:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-6422 In reply to Singleguywkids.

 @Singleguywkids  Cooking naked?  I don’t believe you.

]]> By: LauLau81 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-6342 Sat, 16 Jun 2012 05:39:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-6342 I make the same mistake with “Doug”s and “Al”s showing up in my scenarios. We owe ourselves better forecasts.

]]> By: Singleguywkids https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-6329 Fri, 15 Jun 2012 01:06:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-6329 No offense but I think women are sexy as hell when they are cooking. The cleaning thing I will give you.  

]]> By: Jo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-stare-at-vs-in-my-doctors-office/#comment-6328 Fri, 15 Jun 2012 00:49:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3013#comment-6328 I would rather look at a vagina than Whistler’s mother. In fact, Whistler probably wouldn’t have painted that if he’d had some proper therapy.

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