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Comments on: I Sometimes Order Domino’s – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Aug 2014 02:09:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Mccade https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-98053 Sun, 24 Aug 2014 02:09:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-98053 In reply to All Balls Itch.

What a pluaesre to meet someone who thinks so clearly

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-24751 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:31:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-24751 In reply to msbacktalk.

You’re not wrong to have these feelings. But sometimes I am weak!

]]> By: msbacktalk https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-18903 Tue, 05 Nov 2013 06:37:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-18903 Nope. No way. My stomach could be collapsing on itself while I was standing in a Domino’s kitchen and I still would wait for the cold burrito.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-8403 Mon, 20 Aug 2012 00:00:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-8403 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  ewww Little Cheezers. The one in Kmart finally died. The one by our apartment just moved down a couple of blocks. They’re still kickin’.

]]> By: bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-8399 Sun, 19 Aug 2012 19:51:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-8399 They send me 40% Off Any Pizza and my daughter will eat it = I am not sorry to say they are our delivery of choice!

]]> By: Things to Bitch About https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-8398 Sun, 19 Aug 2012 18:35:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-8398 Your reasoning about fast food is exactly what goes through my head when I’m trying to figure out what to order for delivery! You’re right about Chinese food…it never tastes as good as you hope it will. Mexican dishes and take-out are a very awkward combination. Typically, my choices come down to Thai food and pizza as well…although we occasionally mix it up and order Indian, but it’s kind of pricey, like lobster…and expensive delivery seems a bit like an oxymoron, if you ask me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-8391 Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:15:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-8391 In reply to CrazedKitchen.

CrazedKitchen  You’ll appreciate this. Just because I never did, I found the “best” Harold’s Chicken Shack in the city (down on 75th) and drove there to pick up a bucket because I have never had proper fried chicken. Going to write about it tonight.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-8390 Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:10:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-8390 In reply to Banana Stickers.

Banana Stickers  Never had lobster? Rectify this, madame. You are worth it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-8389 Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:10:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-8389 In reply to gratituderock.

gratituderock  Awesome. Get excited!

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-sometimes-order-dominos-a-confession/#comment-8387 Sat, 18 Aug 2012 23:30:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3379#comment-8387 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  It’s true… I still have 10lbs to lose and most of it is around the middle, but I’m coming up on my 1 year anniversary of not working out so I don’t want to spoil it by losing anything… oh and I live by the beach, which is actually much less enjoyable than just going to the beach on vacay. Today was my first venture in awhile… I survived.

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