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Comments on: I Scored A Turkey Breast! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 25 Nov 2012 16:57:49 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-10339 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 16:57:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-10339 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog  lol there’s a difference between not washing a dish, and throwing pizza crusts and other bread objects in the sink to let rot for days as it soaks up all the liquid. lazy-asses. YUCK.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-10335 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:52:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-10335 @Katjaneway  I never, never ever wash a dish before it goes into the dishwasher. Makes life so much easier. And more fun. I never know what’s going to get cleaned!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-8947 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 18:51:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-8947 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @wilyguy  Man – am I far behind on my comments. Bummed I missed you!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-8946 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 18:46:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-8946 The spoon thing is a myth. Unless you throw one in intentionally, like I do. It’s fun.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-8945 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 18:46:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-8945  @Tall Curly Biscuit  Done and DONE.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-8774 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-8774 They aren’t that tough to cook either. Butterball makes one that has the little pop up timer. Dutch oven or that new crock pot… Dinner.

Btw, heading to Springfield in 2 weeks, might swing in to the city for portillos and the Willis tower. You guys playing anywhere?

WG
http://itsmynd.com

]]> By: pdk117 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-7752 Wed, 18 Jul 2012 09:54:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-7752 In reply to Gwennie.

 @Gwennie    @pdk117 Please don’t blame the way you speak and the words that come out of you mouth on your stressful life because I have had more stress in my life in the past 3 yrs. then you have had in a life time and you don’t see me sounding like white trash. Go ahead Gwennie, say what you want if you FEEL better having to say it but it does not make you look or sound like a lady at all. Such a shame. Paul @pdk117  

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-7738 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 10:26:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-7738 In reply to Gwennie.

Doubled up on “be” up there. Oops. Figured you might notice that too. The box to type in is tiny on this phone!

Judgment sure sucks!!

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-7737 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 10:23:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-7737 In reply to Gwennie.

@pdk117 – I can’t please everyone & I am not trying to do so. We all have trigger words and I am sorry the F-bomb (which I do use) is yours. I will be instead be avoiding hate speech and the use of words which reinforce hatred such as retard, fag, the N word, etc. It is ok if you don’t read my stuff. And you are entitled to your opinion about those who curse. For me, it is just a word which on many occasion has brought me great joy to say and use in my lingo. Not all are well-placed, I am aware, but those that are have a way of diffusing some really stressful situations which I have dealt with on a daily basis for 10+ years. If saying “fuck” makes me feel better vs. other questionable things, I am gonna use it. That is certainly my right. I can honestly say that you are the first person to ever comment on my use of the word. Thanks for that!

]]> By: pdk117 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-scored-a-turkey-breast/#comment-7735 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 09:58:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2475#comment-7735 In reply to Gwennie.

 @Gwennie   Is it really that important to you to talk like that. Makes you look like trash. I am going to stop reading your posts because you just don’t know how to write for people to read a descent blog. What a shame and a loss. Paul @pdk117  

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