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Comments on: I Ran Over My Groceries! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-8773 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-8773 I love the fact that Doritos count as vegetables! 😉 better luck next time…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-8772 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-8772 I definitely enjoying every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post. @ http://tinyurl.com/7fnadk2

]]> By: jkristinanders https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-6066 Tue, 22 May 2012 13:22:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-6066 LMAO! Feel awfully bad that you lost most of your groceries, and can’t imagine how nasty that Greek yogurt smelled considering it’s sour to begin with, but chuckling nonetheless!

]]> By: Background Check https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-5738 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 08:03:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-5738 I definitely enjoying every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post. @ http://tinyurl.com/7fnadk2

]]> By: virtualDavis https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-5694 Sun, 22 Apr 2012 19:35:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-5694 I love the fact that Doritos count as vegetables! 😉 better luck next time…

]]> By: virtualDavis https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-5693 Sun, 22 Apr 2012 19:35:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-5693 I love the fact that Diritos count as vegetables! 😉 better luck next time…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-5639 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:18:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-5639 In reply to Jessica_thereader.

 @Jessica_thereader    @delfinparis    @reaganpoe  Only with my beautiful girlfriend Jessica who lives in ATL and reads this blog.

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-5638 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:29:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-5638 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis @reaganpoe Pardon me, but where/when are you planning to use those?

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-5637 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:29:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-5637 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis @reaganpoe

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-ran-over-my-groceries/#comment-5636 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:28:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2501#comment-5636 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis @reaganpoe

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