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Comments on: I Plan My High School Reunions Because Nobody Wanted to Make Out With Me in High School https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 27 Jan 2014 14:26:11 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Crystals https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-25167 Mon, 27 Jan 2014 14:26:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-25167 I enjoyed high school. I’m always amazed when someone that wasn’t A close friend remembers me especially when their recount of me doesn’t start with, leant she the one with the big boobs?” I haven’t made it to any of my high school reunions yet. I think in afrraid that my “boobs” may not have lived up to expectations.

]]> By: Eleanorjane https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-15570 Sat, 11 May 2013 20:04:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-15570 Tail? Seriously?

Also, imagine being female and having people kiss your cheek instead of shaking your hand in a nice ‘I have personal space’ kind of way. Also, being called things like ‘dear, love, pet’ etc instead of ‘Sir’ by shop assistants, pan handlers etc. It kind of sucks.

]]> By: breannaldh https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-10616 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 08:01:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-10616 You’re not having any trouble attracting women on this blog, though.  hmmmm

]]> By: charlotteIreneS https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-10586 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 21:00:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-10586 woww u were terrified of women holy crawp ur the first person ive evr met that would say that

]]> By: LadyLoralei https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-10579 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:45:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-10579 I remember my mother telling me that high school would be the best time of my life.   Uh not so much. I keep in touch with two or three friends from high school through facebook but that’s it.   It wasn’t that it was horrible but it wasn’t great either.   I was the kid that could fit in with any group but was largely kind of ignored simply because I was the shy quiet one. Whoa pity party of one? 🙂 Now?   You can’t shut me up! I haven’t gone to any of my reunions, come to think of it I haven’t been invited either. HAHA now that is just funny!

]]> By: gypsykline https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-10578 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:15:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-10578 I’m distracted by the line “the dicks just don’t come”
But that’s awesome   you got to plan the party.

]]> By: OhBoy_Mom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-10577 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 21:40:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-10577 Watch the movie “21 Jump Street” if you haven’t seen it…2 undercover cops go back as high school students…one was a geek, the other a popular jock — when they went back, their roles inadvertently got reversed. Great stuff! Anyway, glad your reunions have been fun. I went to a few of my high school reunions and they were fun, though at the last one, I was pregnant and couldn’t drink. That sucked. The next one is coming up in the spring – I won’t tell you how many years b/c you’ll be like, “she’s f-ing old.” I don’t really want to go but I know my friends will want me to…fun post as always!!

]]> By: ladyjess78 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-10576 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 19:30:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-10576 I always had this idea that I would go to a high school reunion somehow “victorious,” like “Look at me, I turned out fine and dandy, don’t you wish you hadn’t been such a bitch to me.” So, now I feel like I can’t go until I’m victorious at something. Which really just means that I have the exact same self-esteem issues I had at 16.

]]> By: eatherhaelo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-10575 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:30:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-10575 Great post! I  actually bought a ticket to my 10 year and at the last minute, I chickened out. In my defense, it was right after I’d separated from my ex-husband and I was feeling too vulnerable to subject myself to high school memories. My 15 year would have been this year, but I never heard a peep about it. I think maybe we’ll hit my husband’s 20 year reunion in a couple years… we had the same friends and they’d mostly either graduated or dropped out {mostly dropped out} by the time I finished up.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-plan-my-high-school-reunions-because-nobody-wanted-to-make-out-with-me-in-high-school/#comment-10574 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 14:40:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4666#comment-10574 nice story! Good advice!

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