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Comments on: I Need To Exercise To Deal With Family https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-to-exercise-to-deal-with-family/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:33:03 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-to-exercise-to-deal-with-family/#comment-6640 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:33:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2886#comment-6640  @Craziness Abounds  Whoa, a blind smoker?  I feel like I have never seen that!  Also, how do you read the screen?  Do have an interpreter or something that reads to you?  I’m fascinated.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-to-exercise-to-deal-with-family/#comment-6639 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:32:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2886#comment-6639 In reply to TammyL.

 @TammyL  We all regress back to the roles we played as kids, which were largely  dysfunctional  and full of pain.  Nobody’s fault, just what happened.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-to-exercise-to-deal-with-family/#comment-6638 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:30:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2886#comment-6638 In reply to Jo.

Your family sounds delightful.  Please keep me 100 miles away at all times.

]]> By: Jo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-to-exercise-to-deal-with-family/#comment-6108 Tue, 29 May 2012 18:04:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2886#comment-6108 I have to work myself up days before family get-togethers, pretty much like I would if I was going to be executed. Once it’s on, I stay in a state of suspended disbelief until it’s over. Afterwards, oh my god it’s like being freed from a Thai prison, the whole world looks shiny-wonderful.

]]> By: TammyL https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-to-exercise-to-deal-with-family/#comment-6107 Tue, 29 May 2012 14:45:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2886#comment-6107 If I’m going to be around my parents for more than a day, I have to leave the house and go on a walk by myself. It allows me to burn off the edginess and return to some sense of sanity. Nothing is really wrong with the dynamics, it’s just surreal, and I have a need to return to reality as I know it.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-to-exercise-to-deal-with-family/#comment-6104 Tue, 29 May 2012 13:06:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2886#comment-6104 You said come check out your madness so I’m here! 🙂 I have to say after being around my family for a couple of days (especially if they are all together. I lose it too. That is why (Yes i to have an addictive nature) I smoke more when they are here even though they are anti. (I know I’m working on it.) So nice to meet someone who has the same problem.
I’m legally blind so the only way I can find someone is if they email me a link or they come comment on my blog.. melyndarockinthecrazy.blogspot.com should get you there or just google Craziness abounds. Yep, that my nonsense.

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