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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-nearly-punched-my-cat-tonight/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:14:19 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-nearly-punched-my-cat-tonight/#comment-9424 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:14:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2247#comment-9424 So sad, but you’re human. You have to start forgiving yourself, or cutting yourself some slack. You nailed this perfectly and very logically and explained your limitations. I wept. Congrats. Besides almost punching a cat, you made an old lady cry. Happy now? @ViolaFury

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-nearly-punched-my-cat-tonight/#comment-5073 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 18:36:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2247#comment-5073 I love my cat, I do, he’s been with me through some of the hardest times in my life and now he is having a horrible time. He is sick and some days he has really bad days, while others great ones. And sometimes when he throws up on my carpet, in the same place for the tenth time I really want to punch him in his little failing kitty heart. Not cause I am unhappy but cause its annoying and I am frustrated cause I cant fix him or make him feel better. So i pick him up tell him I love him but he is annoying as crap and shut him out of my room for a couple mins so I can calm down..and then like  nothing happened he is all sweet and loving and non-pukey and so the cycle begins all over again.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-nearly-punched-my-cat-tonight/#comment-5072 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:30:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2247#comment-5072 You’re deeper than I am. I tend to think my cats are just assholes. But in reality, I probably don’t pay enough attention to them, what with the 3 children, husband, and dog ranking higher than they do.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-nearly-punched-my-cat-tonight/#comment-5071 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:02:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2247#comment-5071 Take her to the vet. I have 4, 2 male, 2 female. This will sound “judgey” but either you’re not paying enough attention to her or she’s unhappy about something. My one male cat INSISTS on spraying in the most ridiculous places( he’s not fixed), however my other male cat (also not fixed) has never sprayed a thing. Cats are fickle. I love them but God I wish I didn’t have them.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-nearly-punched-my-cat-tonight/#comment-5070 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:05:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2247#comment-5070 My last cat was a bed pee-er as well. I fully understand your anger. It results from frustration – there doesn’t seem to be anything you can do about it, other than the unacceptable option of getting rid of a cat you love.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-nearly-punched-my-cat-tonight/#comment-5069 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:14:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2247#comment-5069 As terrible as it sounds, I feel the same way whenever my cat pees on my bed. Not because I’m seeing myself in her but because it means I have to unmake the bed, wash the goddamn sheets again, find the spare set of sheets, and remake the whole bed. It’s a pain in the ass.
 
My cat gets UTIs fairly frequently so here’s a helpful hint for a cure that you can do even if she doesn’t have a UTI. Buy a bottle of cranberry tablets. Costs like $10 or something. Put a tablet in her water dish. All you have to do it keep an eye on the tablet. When it dissolves all the way, stick a new tablet in the next time you refill her dish. Easy! And it usually takes care of the UTI.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-nearly-punched-my-cat-tonight/#comment-5065 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 04:56:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2247#comment-5065 I have an indoor/outdoor cat who thinks he’s too good for the litter box. One day he wanted out right when I wanted to take a nap. I knew he would want right back in and the dog, who is his minion would pester me until I let the cat in, so I didn’t let the cat out. In retaliation he came into the bedroom and peed on my shoe beside the bed. I was laying there reading a book and wondering what the noise was and there he was doing that fanny wiggle they do when they are peeing.

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