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Comments on: I May Be Getting My Weighted Vest After All https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:54:55 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5045 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:54:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5045 God, u r a disaster.
 
Hence the reason I adore u. 🙂  

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5033 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:00:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5033 In reply to Jessica_thereader.

 @Jessica_thereader  I know for sure I have SBDs.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5032 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:00:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5032 In reply to Sonja Rois.

 @Sonja Rois  I KNOW – the best feeling ever.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5031 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 01:59:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5031 In reply to Kristina.

I just slept with it – full report tomorrow.

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5028 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 09:48:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5028 And what did I take away from this post?
 
Delfin Joaquin Paris, the third.
 
If I ever meet you (and ok, so that’s unlikely. but whatever.), I am absolutely not calling you DJ.
 
As for the topic at hand, I hope this vest comes through! And also, that lead is not a particularly viable habitat for the parvo virus.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5026 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 06:27:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5026 I’m jealous!   Those things are so comfy!   I think I would sleep forever if I wore one of those.  

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5025 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:23:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5025 Might have SPD?!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5024 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 04:30:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5024 In reply to JPenn.

@JPenn Great. Got this message in the middle of a song during our first set. I check emails while playing. Now I’m embarrassed and kicking ass at the same time.

]]> By: JPenn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5023 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 03:00:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5023 Did you yet figure out what our the next steps?

Boomroasted.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/#comment-5022 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 02:04:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2197#comment-5022 In reply to riatarded.

@riatarded if you don’t get pure comfort and warmth from a weighted vest, than you and air are very different.

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