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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 26 May 2015 01:20:49 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-146333 Tue, 26 May 2015 01:20:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-146333 I can sympathize. Cat urine and hardwood floors do not mix. I agree the vinegar is a great neutralizer. My cat had the same problem until x-rays showed she had bladder stones. After surgery she was fine. Talk to your vet!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-18182 Sat, 20 Jul 2013 20:10:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-18182 I bet your entire house is saturated by that unforgiving toxic cloud (cat pee). That’s too bad. Unfortunately, as a real estate agent , I’ve seen this problem a few times that it affected other unit owners in a condo building. What a costly nightmare. Maybe Tony Robbins has a solution!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-18181 Sat, 20 Jul 2013 18:05:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-18181 OMG…this reminds me of time hubby and I were camping for a week (not to far away) at a lake. I came home every day to make sure animals were ok and visit with them…well when hubby and I came home one of my cats jumped up on the recliner looked at us and peed, he did the same to the other recliner. He was mad at us for being gone all week (even though I came home for several hours everyday to be with them) and got revenge by doing this. He never did it again because we learned our lesson and did not stay gone for a week again.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-10441 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 14:18:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-10441 I actually think Jackson Galaxy is stationed in Chicago…. lol I tried the plug in once because my cat loved to scratch  the side of our bed at night while we slept. Unfortunately, because it wasn’t a hormone problem but a “I need food and attention” problem, it didn’t help one bit. He finally stopped doing it a few months ago (it’s been probably 4-5 years now) because it took that long to train – not only my husband and myself not to react, but our cat to realize that nothing, not even a scream or a foot movement was going to come from scratching the end of the bed. I believe that even a foot kick to scare him away was “positive reinforcement” for him.  Extremely  hard to wake up to him ripping apart my bed sheets and not do or say anything about it. >_<

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-10439 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 04:53:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-10439 When are we going to hear the interview? I’m curious now. And you’re too nice to that freaking cat. Although, I suppose I was no different with mine before she disappeared. I admire you for saying your committed to your cat. I never said that. I was always hoping someone who loved the smell of cat urine would just take her. Instead, a coyote did.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-10437 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:08:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-10437 Nothing worse than cat pee… I once house sat for a friend who had a cat. We left for a good portion of the day. Obviously the cat was already mad at the owners for abandoning him already. Well, when I did the same it got really mad. Not only did it do it’s business in my overnight bag, but it also managed to aim it at my toothpaste. Needless to say, I am not a fan of cats.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-10436 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 21:38:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-10436 You need a big jug of vinegar and a spray bottle. Mix the vinegar with water…add some peppermint essential oil and get to spraying the pee spots. It smells hideous at first, but neutralizes the scent in a couple of minutes. Trust me. No unhealthy chemicals and it’s cheap. I had a cat…nicknamed piss boy…wonderful pet except for his “problem.”
Good luck! 🙂

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-10435 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 20:53:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-10435 Ugh, that’s terrible! My parents’ dog pees submissively, and I always thought that was ridiculous. Their house doesn’t smell; unfortunately for you, I think cat pee is more pungent than dogs’ (not that I’ve done an extensive study). Good luck with the asparagus!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-10434 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 20:23:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-10434 You’re a better owner than I am.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-made-a-cat-fancy-reference-in-this-post/#comment-10432 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 17:33:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4509#comment-10432 Nearly pissed myself on the “Prettiest Perfect Pussy” comment.  You are so bad.  And that is why I adore you.  PS — as the hubs would say, maybe you just need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal?!?!?  HAHAHHAHHAHA!  LOL

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