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Comments on: I Love Yanking Off Dewclaws! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:17:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Tongue Sandwich https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-13353 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:17:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-13353 Disturbingly fascinating. I’m hooked. (Get it? A fuckin’ pun! I’m tired too.)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-6701 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:11:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-6701 In reply to ksmith228.

 @ksmith228    @Sonja Rois  K – you understand me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-6699 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:11:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-6699 In reply to maryfran.

 @maryfran  Oh wow, this is only a 1 on the grossness scale.  You should leave and never come back.  Trust me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-6698 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:10:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-6698 In reply to Display Name.

Her dog is gone back to ATL, but, and I’m not kidding here, I ask about the dew claws every third day.  I love them.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-6697 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:10:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-6697 In reply to pennjustin.

I admit, when I was holding them up tickling my face that was both pleasurable and disturbing at the same time.  It must have looked insane.  All I know is it was insanely fun.  Which is probably insane.  Insane is a word I like!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-6696 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:09:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-6696 In reply to Scanlan.

 @Scanlan  Steve – you’re not wrong.  And my daily cocktail of Pristiq, Strattera, and Lamotrigine help keep me in line.  Great creative way to address ADD without stimulant.  I still “overly react” to what I perceive to be attacks (the Lamotrigine helps) and should I be checking out a different med for that?  Also, I’d like to point out you’re just about the smartest guy I know.  Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-6695 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:07:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-6695 In reply to Kristina.

I changed it with the new design.  I think most people already knew, but I wanted a new tagline.  Keep reading Kristizzle!

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-6072 Wed, 23 May 2012 04:51:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-6072 Completely unrelated question, because I’m trying not to process this post thoroughly enough to come up with a response . . . did someone (or enough someones) finally ask about the “No, this isn’t a website about the country” tag line? Or did you change it on your own?

]]> By: Scanlan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-6071 Tue, 22 May 2012 15:54:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-6071 Delfin as a psychiatrist I admire the authenticity of this post. You are awesome. I have walked in on you meditating in your underwear while eating mike and Ike candy. Recently I had a patient that could only have an orgasm if a women smashed a pie in his face right before climax. now that is strange

]]> By: pennjustin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-love-yanking-off-dewclaws/#comment-6070 Tue, 22 May 2012 14:57:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2821#comment-6070 I fear that this post will be an exhibit in a trial in which you are a defendant one day. So I respond in order to make myself a witness such that I am conflicted from being your lawyer in that trial. Thanks again for dinner last night, and please get the help you need on this claw issue.

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