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Comments on: I Just Turned 37 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:08:45 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-24677 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:08:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-24677 In reply to Ronda-Lee.

I love that. Amazing. He couldn’t even wait until he was home. I don’t blame him!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-24676 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:07:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-24676 In reply to Karen.

I am dating a rather fetching skank these days! Wait – won’t her folks pay for the wedding? They better!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-24675 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:04:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-24675 In reply to Jasmine.

You’re right and I am super hot! Ha. Thanks, J!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-24674 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:03:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-24674 In reply to Heather.

I only know the name song – will check it out! And sorry about the late reply. Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-24673 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:02:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-24673 In reply to Katjaneway.

Wow – sorry again for the late reply. I totally don’t even remember who I was writing about in this post!

No reason to be happy for him – he left. Screw ’em!

]]> By: Ronda-Lee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-18202 Mon, 22 Jul 2013 20:31:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-18202 I just found your blog and so I’m catching up a little, I love your sense of humor! Happy very belated birthday!
Pornography at work. I used to work in a small office, 6 people. A co worker and I were really good friends, he wanted to date, I didn’t, but that’s another story.
One evening he went back to the office and heard sounds coming from one of the offices. Thinking that he’d be funny and tease the occupant about working late he didn’t knock and just walked in. Surprize, surprize the man in the office was beating off watching porn on his computer!! Ooops.
He quickly shut the door and left the office. No one ever said a thing about it again.

]]> By: Karen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-17859 Thu, 27 Jun 2013 04:03:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-17859 37 is an awesome age for a man. You are in prime position to get a fetching trophy wife which will lead to a REALLY expensive wedding and baby in your 40s just when you’d really like a good night’s sleep. Just try to avoid your destiny… you cannot.

Mazel tof, honey

]]> By: Jasmine https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-17748 Sat, 22 Jun 2013 10:03:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-17748 DJ,

You are funny & super hot. I appreciate your honesty. I’ve followed you on twitter for a while and now I’ll follow your blog, too. 🙂

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-17681 Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:04:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-17681 Happy Birthday DJ! I had the same sort of deal with a friend of mine that I’ve finally fallen out of feelings for. But I guess the main question is, how would you feel if that friend started dating other guys? How would you feel if you wanted to hang with her, and her bf was with her? As much as I like being friends with my old fling, I’m a bit too bitter about him moving on so quick and dating this other chick – who just happens to have the same name as me. Oh goodie. I try to be happy for him, but it’s hard when you’re not in a stable relationship and happy yourself.

]]> By: Wendy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-turned-37/#comment-17502 Fri, 14 Jun 2013 05:25:06 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5983#comment-17502 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Thanks birthday bud! If you weren’t aware of this already, you’ll be happy to know that here in Hawaii, our special day is an actual state holiday! Pretty cool, huh? I grew up thinking that the holiday was declared in honor of me, but eventually had to face the harsh reality that it wasn’t. Oh well, I’m over it now … sorta. http://www.rediscoveringmaui.com/happy-king-kamehameha-day/

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