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Comments on: I Just May Be a Narcissist https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 28 Jul 2016 01:16:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Karoline Riskowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-266742 Thu, 28 Jul 2016 01:16:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-266742 Everyone’s a bit of a narcissist, it’s human nature. Don’t sweat it much.

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By: PamGills https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-10433 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 18:48:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-10433 I haven’t had a chance to comment on this until today.   I originally read this just after receiving a rather nasty email from my brother about Thanksgiving.   I did the mature thing – I ranted back to him and then saved it in my drafts folder and didn’t send it.   But I debated with myself for a few days on whether to send my reply to him.   Then I read this blog and for whatever reason, it calmed me down – maybe because of your description about the stages of your reaction to the negative comment.   I didn’t send the email and I deleted my draft.   However, I can say you are not even close to being a narcissist if you are measuring your narcissism in relation to my brother’s narcissism.

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By: prennifive https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-10409 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 04:07:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-10409 Love your outlook! I think you summed it up perfectly too. And–you made me laugh! Keep em coming! -Annie

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By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-10310 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 02:42:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-10310 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog It’s ok, I kind of deserve it. Plus, I don’t think your writing is rubbing off on me yet. As much as I’d like to be as honest as you, I don’t think I can.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-10241 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:32:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-10241 In reply to annaban.

annaban  Thanks Anna! I’m just glad I have a friend in the  Philippines. Oh, we’re friends by the way.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-10243 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:32:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-10243 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Wow! Thanks, Kate!!! I need to be less of a jerk and read yours more often. I’m really sorry. So busy… But I will do it!!!!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-10242 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:32:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-10242 In reply to hollowtreeventures.

hollowtreeventures  the charcoal grill with litter is AWESOME. Can’t wait to do this a few times with enemies. Everyone should have an enemy list. It’s healthy!

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By: hollowtreeventures https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-10034 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:02:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-10034 I’m hoping one day I break through to the more mature part of your response. For now I just get angry, take a deep breath, then Google their email address, go to their house, and fill their charcoal grill with dirty cat litter.
I’m kidding, of course.
As far as anyone knows.

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By: annaban https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-10029 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 04:07:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-10029 Like I always say (well, I’m sure I read it somewhere but let’s not fuss about the technicalities), “Haters gonna hate!” I personally enjoy your blog & find you quick-witted. You have a way of talking about the ordinary things and then turning it into something enjoyable to read about.”Plus, if you met me in person, you’d love me. I’m that amazing. For real. Just ask around.” – This made me laugh. In a good way.

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By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-may-be-a-narcissist/#comment-10028 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 23:37:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4454#comment-10028 I think this is funny and the picture is hilarious – because of its timeliness. I appreciate your honesty and I’m learning a lot about the kind of writer I want to be by reading your blog. And I’m not sucking-up (I have no reason to, except I do get a lot of people visiting my blog because I comment on your blog – thanks!), I’m just being honest.

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