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Comments on: I Have One Of Those Headache Things https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 25 Jun 2012 20:30:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: storksimply https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-6881 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 20:30:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-6881 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog nu uh, more like a “ramble?” (half of one anyway)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-6743 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:44:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-6743 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway   I can’t even take caffeine, I’m such a spaz.  No joke.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-6661 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:47:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-6661 In reply to Andi Roo.

 @Andi Roo  1. done.  2.  you’re just wrong about this. 3. milk is pretty awful all the way around.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-6660 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:47:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-6660 In reply to storksimply.

 @storksimply  Was this a poem?  Seemed like a poem.

]]> By: storksimply https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-6306 Thu, 14 Jun 2012 01:30:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-6306 Half is always better than whole… period!  Better in milk.  Better in half a bottle of pain meds in hopes of having half of a headache in half the time…and why???  Because half is better than whole. (you see)

]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-6046 Sat, 19 May 2012 20:05:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-6046 1. I take 3-4 extra-strength Tylenol or store-brand-generic alternative (500 mg each) swallowed down with Coke, which apparently activates the ingredients more quickly for some reason. Might be scientific, but honestly I don’t give a shit cuz it works, whatever the reason.
 
2. Sweet potatoes are the fkn devil & you will burn in hellz for suggesting I eat them. Die, foul scum.
 
3. No one in their right mind drinks whole milk, so this is your only saving grace today. Otherwise, I’d have to stalk & kill you. Or at least stop RT-ing your posts. You know, whichever…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-5991 Mon, 14 May 2012 04:33:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-5991 In reply to BitingLife.

 @BitingLife  http://youtu.be/zNK5kFMcsrg

]]> By: BitingLife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-5986 Sun, 13 May 2012 19:32:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-5986 Uhh…. PLEASE can we see this video??

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-5931 Wed, 09 May 2012 14:40:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-5931 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  I hear  caffeine  withdrawal  causes headaches, which is interesting since taking  caffeine  is supposed to cure headaches. I drink coffee everyday, but when I stop, I’ve never gotten a headache. Mom does. She’s actually addicted to it that way. (on a side note, my Chrome keeps telling me I’m miss-spelling “caffeine” and as I’m looking at it, I’m saying “i before e except after c” and going “wtf”?) >_<

]]> By: pippivaile https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-one-of-those-headache-things/#comment-5929 Wed, 09 May 2012 13:29:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2688#comment-5929 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  LOL.   I <3 her!   I just met her down in Coeal Gables, and it’s LOOOVE! (Oh, it’s me, VaileyGirl, but my work is an asshole and has websense so I can’t log in with twitter).

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