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Comments on: I Have Integrity! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-8775 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-8775 I haven’t been approached much yet, but when I am, I will try to remember your sage advice.

WG
http://itsmynd.com

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-5581 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 16:26:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-5581 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  Lesse if I can remember… it had nothing to do with chasing me with a knife, that’s for sure lol The weird thing is that I remembered this dream, cuz I usually don’t. I think you were looking in the mirror getting ready and I remember steam on the mirror. You were talking about something to a guy standing next to you. Let me know if I had a premonition. That’d be pretty awesome. =^.^=

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-5568 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:38:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-5568 In reply to heyimrebecca.

 @heyimrebecca  Mother Teresa was kind.  I’m just a bozo who writes about his self-absorption.  By the way, I totally appreciate you reading.  But your clothes – uh – they suck.  See?  I’m unkind!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-5567 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:37:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-5567 In reply to Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom.

 @Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  My favorite quote was from my friend Justin.  “Gold Bond makes your balls feel like they’re chewing gum.”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-5566 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:36:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-5566 In reply to TammyL.

 @TammyL  No, I would totally allow money to tarnish that.  It just hasn’t happened yet.  🙂  I do generate a little revenue from the blog, but my day job keeps the mortgage paid.  Can’t wait to sell out – ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-5565 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:35:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-5565 In reply to CrazyTragicAlmostMagic.

 @CrazyTragicAlmostMagic  I’m sure many would disagree with your eyes.  Thankfully, I don’t!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-5564 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:35:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-5564 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  Depends what the dream was about.  Explain!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-5563 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:35:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-5563 In reply to Riitta.

 @Riitta  In his defense, I’m sure it does work.  Just wouldn’t with my readers.  You guys like honesty.  Which means I have to be honest.  Rats.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-5562 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:34:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-5562 In reply to Kristina.

Thanks!  By the way, I could totally go for an egg McMuffin right about now – I mean, those are sooooooooooooooooooo delicious.  McDonald’s is a high quality inexpensive place to dine where food is served fresh, hot, and with a smile.

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-have-integrity/#comment-5561 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:03:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2453#comment-5561 Good for you! Especially since we all know you could have slipped in the advertiser’s links in a much more convincing manner than the example you gave . . .

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