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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:22:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10236 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:22:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10236 @pdk117    pdk117  Ha – great one!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10234 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:22:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10234 @Prof. Torg  You’re not wrong. Just booked my hotel for NewMediaExpo in LV but I think you’re not going. You MUST do BlogHer next year. A writing workshop would be huge. It’s in Chicago.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10235 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:22:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10235 I was spotting, yes.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10237 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:22:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10237 This is not a horrible idea. Remind me to not move when it’s hot. Or cold.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10231 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:22:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10231 @Craziness Abounds  PMS is not an actual medical condition. I’m not joking. At least I think this is true. However, try telling it to women.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10232 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:22:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10232 @TRfromRL  Don’t tell me what to do. You don’t own me!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10233 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:22:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10233 @RachRiot  Also, you have to deal with Texans. Lose.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10230 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:22:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10230 I don’t know about the baby butt thing. Never seem a poop blowout. Yes, my  genitalia  is always looking for an upgrade. Great idea!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10228 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:17:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10228 @hangglidded  Thanks – it really is.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-had-b-o-today/#comment-10229 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:17:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3164#comment-10229 @annedreshfield  God has blessed me – I was one of those saint guys in a past life. But one who didn’t fool around with the altar boys.

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