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Comments on: I Got Rejected for a Kiss (and, oh yeah, my book is out!) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-rejected-for-a-kiss-and-oh-yeah-my-book-is-out/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 22 Mar 2013 03:28:36 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Susan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-rejected-for-a-kiss-and-oh-yeah-my-book-is-out/#comment-13597 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 03:28:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5384#comment-13597 In reply to Ryan Naylor.

Do people really do that fake phone call thing? Really? Why can’t they just say they’re having a crappy time and leave? I don’t get it.

]]> By: Ryan Naylor https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-rejected-for-a-kiss-and-oh-yeah-my-book-is-out/#comment-13453 Thu, 14 Mar 2013 19:51:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5384#comment-13453 Yeah, pretty honest stuff.

Well, hopefully the rest of the date went ok..I mean, she didn’t run out during the middle or get that “emergency phone call”.

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-rejected-for-a-kiss-and-oh-yeah-my-book-is-out/#comment-13436 Tue, 12 Mar 2013 04:30:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5384#comment-13436 Hilarious. I had a favorite line from the vlog, but I can’t remember it now. Man, I didn’t even know about that whole server bandwidth thing. Will have to remember that when my blog gets huge. So excited for the book!

]]> By: Robyn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-rejected-for-a-kiss-and-oh-yeah-my-book-is-out/#comment-13428 Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:32:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5384#comment-13428 Sorry to hear you were rejected for a kiss. It’s her loss!

]]> By: Lisa Newlin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-rejected-for-a-kiss-and-oh-yeah-my-book-is-out/#comment-13411 Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:24:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5384#comment-13411 Tip: In your future romantic endeavors, I would suggest not referring to it as “I’m going to devour you and take you down kiss.” Hopefully you didn’t say that out loud. If so, I suspect a restraining order is on its way.

Even if you didn’t say it aloud and only said it in your head, your hungry eyes may have given it away. After all, isn’t it Patrick Swayze who says when he looks with his “Hungry Eyes” that he can’t disguise? I’m thinking that’s what happened here.

Don’t worry! Stay the course and keep getting rejected. I know it hurts your insides but it tickles the rest of us. (Ew. That sounds gross.)

]]> By: Tongue Sandwich https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-rejected-for-a-kiss-and-oh-yeah-my-book-is-out/#comment-13410 Sat, 09 Mar 2013 18:37:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5384#comment-13410 I love your honesty, vulnerability and great sense of humor!

To the woman who rejected you: Your loss, baby!

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