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Comments on: I Got a F***ing Pedicure! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:37:48 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Hilly293 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/#comment-6870 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:37:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1958#comment-6870 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog You sure? I hear jade mint is going to be very popular next spring.

]]> By: Hilly293 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/#comment-6871 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:37:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1958#comment-6871 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog You sure? I hear jade mint is going to be very popular next spring.

]]> By: keliroxurface https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/#comment-6700 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:11:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1958#comment-6700 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog yeah they were!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/#comment-6620 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:20:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1958#comment-6620 In reply to capronstrings.

 @capronstrings  I believe they were talking about rice paddies.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/#comment-6619 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:20:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1958#comment-6619 In reply to Hilly293.

@Hilly293 I’ll go burgundy, thank you very much.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/#comment-6618 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:20:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1958#comment-6618 In reply to keliroxurface.

@keliroxurface I remember seeing those feet when you were 8 months pregnant. They were fat.

]]> By: keliroxurface https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/#comment-6136 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:07:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1958#comment-6136 @tfpHumorBlog yay!! The best pedicure I ever got was when I was like 8 months pregnant. My feet hurt 24/7

]]> By: Hilly293 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/#comment-6132 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:47:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1958#comment-6132 @tfpHumorBlog well done. Next time get red nail polish

]]> By: capronstrings https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-a-fing-pedicure/#comment-6130 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:44:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1958#comment-6130 There is simply no limit to what I would have given to witness this spectacle.   And you know, the Vietnamese were talking about you the whole time.

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