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Comments on: I Finally Got Back at My Cat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 09 Aug 2014 12:05:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Landmark Cinemas Peoria https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-96040 Sat, 09 Aug 2014 12:05:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-96040 , thank you very much for posting this! It is gonna help when I am thinking about going to Landmark Cinemas in Peoria! I am from Rochester, NY so I am not familiar with Peoria. Next time I visit my family will be so much better! Super Amazing!

]]> By: Diana https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-28423 Fri, 14 Mar 2014 12:07:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-28423 I had a cat that got a lion cut every summer because it gets so hot. I think they are adorable!

]]> By: Mary Wallace (@ViolaFury) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-12260 Tue, 22 Jan 2013 01:45:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-12260 LOL, Years and years ago, we had a cat that was part-Persian and Manx. He had “hydra-nut;” one testicle up inside and was also a non-groomer. When we had him fixed, because he was climbing our neighbor’s screens to get at his mother, a purebred female Persian and being an all-around general bad neighbor, my father took him to the Vet to get fixed and asked him to groom the cat or “something,” because he wouldn’t “comb himself,” (the cat was all matted) and he looked like a “bowling ball.” My father’s exact words. When my mother and I went to pick up the cat that night, we were handed a groggy pink worm with a fuzzy head. Your lion cut reminds me of that. I don’t remember our cat being particularly shamed. Great post, DJ!

]]> By: Ellie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-11688 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 04:59:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-11688 When you said you got back at your cat, I was envisioning you peeing on his bed in revenge…..Oh, how wrong I was…

]]> By: Leslie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-10932 Sun, 30 Dec 2012 13:55:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-10932 If your cat is peeing outside her box, there is a problem and it is your responsibility to figure that out as her caregiver. Either she does not the kitty litter or she is sick. Many of the litters are made to please the humans, not the cats. Best recommendation is scentless clumping sand litter. Give it a try. Otherwise, she could have diabetes or kidney problems. Cats are, by nature, very clean and do not pee outside the box for no reason. Taking out your psychological issues on her is disturbing.

]]> By: nothingbythebook https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-10905 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 17:15:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-10905 You realize she’s just plotting *her* revenge on you now? You can never, ever win with a cat.

]]> By: Jenn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-10873 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 05:04:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-10873 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I have multiples, so I tell them things like, “Why can’t you be more like the other cat? SHE’s a GOOD cat.” and, “I would love you more if you were a better cat.” The abuse makes them snuggle more.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-10866 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 03:55:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-10866 In reply to Julie DeNeen.

Just for that I’m canceling your interview! Looks like you’ll have to do the lowly Dr. Drew show from now on instead of my ratings blockbuster!

]]> By: Julie DeNeen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-10865 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 03:00:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-10865 Cat shaming DJ? Really? That’s a new low. But it is kinda funny too 😛

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-finally-got-back-at-my-cat/#comment-10857 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 20:59:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4828#comment-10857 In reply to Jenn.

Cat shaming – I love it. I also tell her she’s very bad and that’s why she gets punished. Just like we do to children.

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