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Comments on: I Drive A Jaguar – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:56:32 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-19563 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:56:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-19563 In reply to Alice with malice.

But I like superficial people! Especially ones that kiss my butt!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-19562 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:55:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-19562 In reply to teamgloria.

No, it was black. Ha. Thanks for reading and commenting!

]]> By: Alice with malice https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-19423 Mon, 30 Dec 2013 05:42:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-19423 A good way to weed out superficial people. Fortunately or unfortunately as it may be, this might be easier to explain than having the 1990 *insert beater car of your choosing, and trying to explain that you’re not destitute, when in fact we are lucky to say such a thing. I do understand you feel like you’re misrepresenting yourself in a way, but you aren’t. A- fake it till we make it, B- is good for a business image, yes? And Lastly, times may be tough but you’re creative and awesome- you’ll find your way out of that.

]]> By: teamgloria https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-10681 Sun, 23 Dec 2012 11:53:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-10681 Is it a powder blue jaguar?

They always say racy -60s-wih-actual-gloves-in-the-glove compartment. From connollys in London. Those gloves made for driving through hushed snowbound lanes.

Just dreaming……

Loved your post.

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-9784 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:27:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-9784 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  Some friend you are, DJ! How am I gonna drive my pugs to my hair appointments in style? 😉

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-9747 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:22:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-9747 In reply to Jae Mac.

Jae Mac  I love that your parents sold you a car. That’s sort of funny. Did you haggle on the price?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-9744 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-9744 In reply to sladenchambers.

sladenchambers  I love that you referenced a car from Twilight as if I would have seen the movie. I have standards. Not very high, mind you. But higher than Team Brandon, or whoever the one bad guy is. I just Google’d the car – it’s awesome!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-9745 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-9745 In reply to susielindau.

susielindau  Yes, I should just pretend I bought it. Live the lie! Lying really is more fun. I’m excited to move forward on this!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-9746 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-9746 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Well, just remember, good moms give their sons Jaguars  when they get divorced in their 30s. So have that one locked and loaded.

]]> By: Jae Mac https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-drive-a-jaguar-a-confession/#comment-9625 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 00:32:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4376#comment-9625 I’m 40 years old and I don’t think you have anything to be embarrased or ashamed about.   Yes.   You drive a Jaguar that was given to you – Good For You!   My parents provided me the use of two cars before I bought my own for $500 a Renault Alliance.   (Yikes!! A What?)   A year later, my parents sold me a car for cheap. 2 years after that my husband bought me a car.   I was in my 30s before I bought a “real” car; a car a truly wanted (Volvo) which I paid off and plan to give to my daughter next year.   Sure people may look at you and think who knows what, but what other people think of you really isn’t any of your business anyway.   I’m Just Sayin’…(Damn!)
http://www.imjustsayindamn.blogspot.com

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