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Comments on: I Can’t Wait to Ride You! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:46:39 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-6749 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:46:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-6749 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  Only about 45 minutes.  Not that long considering the distance.  Plus, it’s right up against the lake, which is gorgeous.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-6747 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:46:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-6747 In reply to wilyguy.

 @wilyguy  The whole week was celebrated here in Chicago.  Lots of free swag from companies like CLIF bars and stuff.  Was fun.  Wet wipes = great call.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-6746 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:45:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-6746 In reply to HeyMikey.

 @HeyMikey  I know, it’s a weird life.  Mr. Goodbar is fantastic, you’re correct.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-6745 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:44:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-6745 In reply to mariah.

I have been thinking about this ever since you suggested it.  No joke.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-6689 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:02:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-6689 In reply to Andi Roo.

 @Andi Roo  You have a gangsta teenager to raise.  Don’t off yourself until he grows up and does nothing special with his life.  (kidding)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-6688 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:01:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-6688 In reply to Jessica_thereader.

 @Jessica_thereader  This is both very sweet and sort of gross.

]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-6061 Tue, 22 May 2012 00:14:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-6061 Here I was feeling all snazzy cuz I I’ve worked up to 1.5 miles of walk-jog-walk on the treadmill. Now I feel worthless & inept.
 
*throws self off building*
 
Shit, can’t even do THAT right. Still here. Guess I’ll keep up the walk-jog-run & hope someday I catch up to you. CHEERS!

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-5964 Fri, 11 May 2012 14:23:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-5964 I never wanted to be a bike so bad! 😉

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-5958 Fri, 11 May 2012 03:25:22 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-5958 In reply to Kay Michaels.

 @Kay Michaels  My dog and I are pointing our paw and finger at you, respectively, and laughing.

]]> By: Kay Michaels https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-cant-wait-to-ride-you/#comment-5957 Fri, 11 May 2012 03:16:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2695#comment-5957 I’m impressed.   I decided to ride my bike to work last spring, but I only live two miles from where I work.   Two hilly miles, and I had to walk the bike up some of those hills, but the important thing is I tried.   Safe travels… for you and the dog.

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