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Comments on: I Came Home For My Father’s Birthday and It’s All His Fault https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 22 Jan 2014 21:04:39 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-24918 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 21:04:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-24918 In reply to Andrea.

He is a good one! I got lucky!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-24855 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 21:04:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-24855 In reply to jhanis.

We can both share mine if you’d like! I asked him – he’s cool with it.

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By: jhanis https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-18260 Sat, 27 Jul 2013 06:16:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-18260 This is one of those stories that make me wish I had a dad. You are very lucky.

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By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-17844 Wed, 26 Jun 2013 16:01:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-17844 Very sweet. Your dad is a good one.

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By: rockandrollmama https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-17814 Tue, 25 Jun 2013 12:23:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-17814 Nice post. I lost my Dad so many years ago now that all I can do is imagine what he would have thought of me as a fully grown woman instead of the f’d up college student I was. Treasure your time with your father.

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By: Wendy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-17810 Tue, 25 Jun 2013 07:54:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-17810 Happy birthday, D.J’s dad! Loved this tribute to your father … when I wasn’t laughing, I was “awww”-ing. He seems like such a fun guy–like father, like son. Thanks for sharing him with us. 🙂

P.S. Can I join your band? I play a mean tambourine AND cow bell … simultaneously. I know, I know, you’re impressed.

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By: Jess https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-17793 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 11:23:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-17793 Haha! My mother does the same thing with the phones! You are a good son. My father always said that he was never a good ‘kid dad’ and he was right. I really don’t remember him being around and that’s fine. He’s been a wonderful ‘adult dad’ and until recently he was my go-to guy for any life situation. Now the tables have turned and in his second adolescence I’m the one he comes to for advice. Just more proof of what a good ‘adult dad’ he was!

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By: Heather https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-17767 Sun, 23 Jun 2013 01:41:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-17767 Gah, this makes my heart happy. It reminds me of my dad! We share a lot of commonalities, but he always had trouble connecting with me on some levels… Probably because I’m a girl. Either way, we got close through my childhood by doing things together — he taught me about cars, I educated him about ballet moves and drug him to choir concerts. Now he’s taken up running so he can do a road race with me, and I’m learning how to swing a golf club, just because I know it makes him happy.

On a more serious note, I’ve learned how great a man my father is, especially recently. Upon my getting ill I have never seen someone step up so quickly with every intention not only to fight alongside his daughter, but to become educated about every nook and cranny of this illness.

Dads are quite awesome, it’s so awesome to see such an amazing relationship between the two of you.
PS- you look a lot like your father ;P

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By: Alison Dennehy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-17766 Sun, 23 Jun 2013 01:26:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-17766 I agree with the parenting thing, overall. But now and then some children are just bad eggs. I’ve seen this once or twice over my 40+ years. The real acid test is if you have 2 or more children and NONE of them give much of a toss about you, I reckon. I must admit though, when I hear a story of a child abandoning a parent, I always wonder what the parent did to deserve that…

Anyway, yes you are very fortunate, both of you, and your post made me smile 🙂

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By: Gratitudenist https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-came-home-for-my-fathers-birthday-and-its-all-his-fault/#comment-17762 Sat, 22 Jun 2013 21:02:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6008#comment-17762 You are very lucky – and so is your dad! It’s so sweet how he wants to be close to you. Your post reminds me of when my dad took up oil painting when I was 12 so we could paint together.

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