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Comments on: I Am So Mad At Myself! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 19 May 2012 04:46:31 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: bethie_likes https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-6042 Sat, 19 May 2012 04:46:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-6042 @tfphumorblog thanks 4 following me

]]> By: BitingLife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-4809 Sun, 04 Mar 2012 05:47:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-4809 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  Hahahahahaha this made me laugh so hard. I WOULD be incredibly embarrassed! You give good threats.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-4807 Sun, 04 Mar 2012 03:53:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-4807 In reply to YoungmanBrown.

 @YoungmanBrown  The blanket produces huge amounts of comfort.  If you don’t know what I mean, you’re not horribly sick like me.  And second, for crying at Toy Story 3 – gay.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-4806 Sun, 04 Mar 2012 03:52:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-4806 In reply to BitingLife.

 @BitingLife  If I see you wearing that vest around town, I’m going to hire someone to run up behind you and knock out the heels of your stilletos so you’ll just be wearing flats.  You’ll be so embarrassed!

]]> By: BitingLife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-4785 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:29:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-4785 I swear it wasn’t me 😉 Good luck!

]]> By: YoungmanBrown https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-4784 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:23:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-4784 Wait, can you please please explain (either on here or in a future post) what the point of a lead blanket is?   Especially a children’s themed one?
 
And do me a favor.   If you have not actually watched Toy Story… RENT IT.   This weekend, rent it and watch it with the lady.   All three are such great movies.   The third actually brought me to tears.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-4783 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:13:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-4783 In reply to Sheri_Hart.

 @Sheri_Hart  Wow – you really ought to raise your standards.  Speaking of, check out the stories to the right where I reported on seeing my dad’s private areas this past year.  Totally not strange.

]]> By: Sheri_Hart https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-4780 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:08:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-4780 Thanks for the Twitter follow. It led me here, and I haven’t laughed so much in ages. And I really needed it today.
 
You’re a very funny, and strange, guy.
 
I’ll be back for more.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-4778 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:03:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-4778 In reply to mwar8811.

 @mwar8811  Yes, but way less hilarious.

]]> By: mwar8811 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-so-mad-at-myself/#comment-4777 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 05:49:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2046#comment-4777 I’m glad you didn’t get the stained vest. The blanket looks way more comfy!

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